Granted but the puppy cannot be trained and it refuses to go outdoors to go the bathroom. After ruining a set of furniture and the carpets in the house, you decide to release him into the wild but as you try and convince the dog to get out of the car, you hit the brake lever and the car starts to roll down the hill. After nearly hit a 18 wheeler truck, the car comes to a stop in, surprisingly enough, your driveway. You run down the hill to your driveway only to see that the dog has gone back into the house through the dog door. You decide to give up on getting rid of the dog and surrender yourself to clean up after it for the rest of its life.
I wish I could make a wish that did not become corrupted.
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I am Klixh, number nine of the Prognatus Iterum Xiii
Weilder of The Kunai of tranquility
Known as The Seeker Of Dawn
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