[Keyblade_master uk]

A hour later, lita fell asleep

Tira: oh god, now she asleep. can this day get any worse
[A man came in]
????: time to order some food after a hard day of llama herding
[two tough guys came up]
Tough guy 1: are you that llama herder
????: yeah, why
Tough guy 2: thats him, get him
[tough guy 2 was about to grab him, but ???? doged it]
????: why, whats wrong. whats the poblem
Tough guy 1: the problem, the problem is my chill spot
????: you have a chill spot
Tough guy 2: yeah, olny the tough guys hang out there....
Tough guy 1: hey, we're not having a friendly conservation here, we're here to teach this punk a lesson
????: ermmm
Tough guy 1: yeah, you're llamas poo all over my hideout there
[tough guy 1 points at his chill spot, covered in llama droppings]
????: oh, i could explain
Tough guy 2: too late, you do something to our chill spot, you get the beating, errmm, whats your name
????: pacha
Tough guy 1: any last words
Pacha: help!!
[tira butt in]
Tira: hey, leave that guy alone
Tough guy 2: butt out, little lady
Tough guy 1: yeah, do what other women do
Tira: okay, you want to learn the hard way, okay
[tira punched tough guy 2]
Tough guy 2: oww, that hurts.
Tough guy 1: no-one ever does that to us and never gets away with this
[a big fight has started, the game pauses and see rikku strangling kuzco]
Kuzco: can't beathe...... and no touchy
Rikku: i can't believe you arranged a marridge
[rikku stop strangling kuzco]
Kuzco: hey, you should be happy. you're going out with the most handsome man in the world
Rikku: well, i ain't
Kuzco: and anyway, those other girls weren't my type
Rikku: now, first i get picked, then a dinner, and we got turned into stupid llamas. Thats stupid
Kuzco: shh, the big fight is going to start
Rikku: but, ohhh
[the game resumes, after a big fight, tira won]
Tough guy1: you'll pay for this
Tough guy 2: Yeah, whatever he says
[they both ran off]
Tira: are you alright
Pacha: yeah, thanks
[lita just woke up]
Lita: oh, fallen asleep. uh
[lita looked around to find that the cafe in a mess]
Lita: oh, this place is a dump. I want to complain to customer service
Waitress: yeah, whatever. heres the bill
lita: oh, is this the bill
Waitress: do you need glasses
Pacha: oh, i'll pay fo it, its the least i can do
Tira: thanks