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I think I may have been traumatized by the movie Halloween II when I was younger..

..but now, as obscene as it may be, slasher films are amongst my favourite genres ever.

I have even created the Slasher Movie Laws some few years back.

I-Female characters are always stupid, and shall trip, fall and scream while running away, basically doing absolutely everything one should not do while attempting to run from a maniac.

II-''Is anyone here?!'' is the most common phrase found in slasher movie vocabulary.

III-One must always enter the one place, weather it be an old, dilapidated house or dark, scary alley, completely oblivious to the beyond obvious fact that it is a sure death trap.

IV-While exploring, doors shall always be unlocked.

V-While escaping, all doors are always locked.

VI-Rain and thunderstorms are the only weather a horrific incident shall see. Apparently, murderers and maniacs are great weather predictors.

VII-Exact amounts of blood found in the human body are completely ignored as an obvious medical fact.

VIII-Female characters always look pretty in death, ignoring the obvious medical aftermath of death.

IX-Suspense always includes dumb characters, a boring beginning, cheesy scares and countless movie production errors.

X-The problem always lies at the root of some cliché and stereotyped psychological issue, after evil possesion.

XI-Chainsaws are only for public attraction.

XII-Ending climaxes are rendered invalid as such, for despite the obvious exaggerations, the maniac shall always come back.

XIII-Psychics or said to be mental patients are supposed to be an original replacement for the often found love story meant as a sub plot.

XIV-There are more false alarms then actual murders.

XV-''I'll be right back'' is the greatest slasher movie contradiction ever.

Try not to have nightmares..mwaha.