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The gang walk near the bridge

Pacha: okay, the kingdom will be over the bridge
Rikku: the bridge
Kuzco: okay, lets go
Lita: wait, i have a feeling about the bridge
Tira: like what, looks safe to me
Lita: not that, but i can't seem to think what it be
Kuzco: you can see the future, you know
Lita: i'm a mage, not a oracle or a fortune teller
Kuzco: sheesh, okay. I starting to think that mages are really useless
[Lita start to cast fire]
Kuzco: okay, okay. mages aren't useless, they are not useful, thats all. 2 different meanings
Rikku: [whisper to kuzco] i think you should keep that mouth shut
Kuzco:[whisper to rikku] i'm the emperor here, i should speak my mind
Rikku:[ wisper to kuzco] carry on like that, and you'll be roast llama
Kuzco: [whisper to rikku] good point
Kuzco: i'm so sorry, lita. Really,mages are useful, my word for it
Lita: oh, i forgive you
[lita chuck the fire ball at the bush]
Rikku: okay, lets go
[rikku and kuzco walk the bridge first until a loud scream]
Yzma: arghh, fire
Mortimer: ahh, it burns
[they ran out of the bush]
Rikku: mortimer
Kuzco: yzma
Mortimer: oh no, my tail on fire
Kronk: oh, lets use this water
[kronk got a jar of water, but its really oil]
Mortimer: arghh, get that away from me
Yzma: kronk, you fool. Thats oil
Kronk: ohh, how can i tell, it hasn't got a label on it
Mortimer: arghh
[mortimer roll over and extigushed the fire]
Mortimer: arhh thats better
Rikku: whats your plan now
Yzma; My plan is to turn you into fishes, yes fishes. Then i'll put you into the water and i'll turn myself into a shark to eat you all and i'll take over the kingdom
Kuzco: so, your plan is to take over the kingdom and let dinosaurs roam the earth, and you become the wrinkelest and ugliest dinosaur on the planet
Yzma: oh, why you.....
Mortimer:he is telling the truth
Kuzco: and have a giant rat to add means to her plans
Mortimer: argghh, i'm a mouse
Yzma: kronk!!!
Kronk: yes, yzma
Yzma: lets initiate our plan
Kronk: yes, yzma. Ermm, whats the plan again
Yzma: give me that saw
[yzma snatched the saw]
Yzma: now, you will all fall to your doom, what is your final words
Rikku: yeah, gets some wrinkle cream and become extinct
[Yzma in rage decided to cut the bridge's rope]
Mortimer: nooo, you big wrinkle face dinosaur, rikku gonna die now since that happen
Yzma: oh, but my bargain is complete, i'm going back to the castle
[Yzma and mortimer left leaving kronk looking at the bridge]
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