08-02-2006, 12:44 AM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: I used to live at this place, before GODZILLA ate me.
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Real life jokes
Adam's got a new game. And for all of those who didn't know my name is adam.
Ok so you take a popular joke and make it serious.
I'll start. I'll start with the original joke first.
So a pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey you got a wheel on your crotch" the pirate replies "Arhh it's driving me nuts"
Now here's the real life version.
So a pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says "hey you got a wheel on your crotch" the pirate replies "Arhh me ship got into a ship reck in a giant storm and my genitals became swollen and the wheel got stuck to them. Please call a doctor."
Now it's your turn.
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Here's a song about drinking
it makes you happy, but it makes you want to fight, it makes you think that you're always right, it makes you think you're the best around, for no good reason at all
now here's a song about religion
it makes you happy, but it makes you want to fight, it makes you think that you're always right, it makes you think you're the best around, for no good reason at all
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