[bond of flames 2.0]

3 guys walk to the top of the hill and meat merlin. he says if they run down the hill jump over the log and jump of the cliff he'll change them into what ever they want. 1st guy goes runs down the jumps the log and off the cliff and says i want to be an eagle and flies off. 2nd guy runs down the hill jumps the log and off the cliff and says i want to be a harle davidson. hits the ground and drives off into the sunset. The last guy stops to think real hard wat he wants to be. Then runs down the hill trips over the log and rolls of the cliff and says"oh shit" and turns into a pile of shit that splatters allover the ground.

real life- Three guys go for a walk and meet a magician. He says he can turn them into whatever they want if they run down the hill jump the log and jump off the cliff and shout what they want. Well the first guy does it and jumps off the cliff and says "Eagle" and grows a beak and talons and wings but can't displace the air and hits the ground and breaks every bone in his body.
the second guy goes, jumps the log and off the cliff and says "Harley" well he becomes the Harley but hits the ground and falls apart peice by peice.
The last guy thinks real hard about what he wants and runs down the hill trips over the log and falls of the cliff and says"shit" turns into shit that splatters all over the other two guys. THe magician says "well this could be bad time to stick with escape acts."