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Old 08-07-2006, 08:06 PM
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A blonde, brunette and red head are stranded on a desert island. They come across a magic Genie who grants each of them one wish. The brunette and red head wish to return home and they are granted. The blonde begins to cry and the Genie asks what's wrong and she replies. "I wish my friends were hear!!!"

A blonde, brunette and red head are stranded on a desert island. They come across a hasbin magician who believes he can grant wishes. They are forced to kill him in his dillusion and toss him into the water. After attempting cannibalism, they die of starvation and heat stroke.
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