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Old 08-18-2006, 11:00 PM
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A blonde, a redhead, and a burnette are about to be shot by some mobsters. The mobster is about to shoot the burnette and says "Any last words?"
she says"Flood!!Flood!!!" The mobsters look away and the burnette escapes.
Now, its the redhad's turn and the mobsters say "any last word?"
the redhead says "Twister!!!Twister!!" The mobster looks away, and the redhead runs away. Now the blonde's turn, they say "Any last words?"
she says "Fire!!Fire!!" You know what happens next...

real life-
Some mobsters cornered three hos who wouldnt give them their money. The mobster is about to shoot the redhead and burnette, and say "Ay last words, beotch?" the redhead and burnette say "Tornado!!Flood!!" But the mobsters are fooled and shoot them and brains fall out. The blonde next, the mobster says "Any last words sweet thang?" The blonde say "Fire!!" but the mobsters shoot her. However, the blonde was more truthful than her hooker friends, and turns out there was a fire and the mobsters burn to death.
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