[lonewolf]

their were these three chinese men who came to america to learn three american words one goes into a bar and learns "forks and knifes" another guy goes to a theme park and learns "superman" the last guy goes to a conversation and learns how to say "us" they go to a park bench and theres this dead old lady there then a cop comes and says "who did this?" the first guy says "us" the cop says "how did you do it?" the second guy says "forks and knifes, forks and knifes" the cop says "who do you think you are?" the third guy says "superman!!" then the cop takes them to jail