Well, uh, this isn't really funny or anything, but I guess the meanest thing I did was this:
My ex was a real twat. He was controlling, jealous, nasty etc. Anyway, he charmed me, I was stupid, hence getting with him.
So, I found out that he was cheating on me (With at least 3 other people, though I only knew of one at the time). I was really upset. After a couple of months, we broke up for a brief period of time and got back together.
I got mad at him very soon afterwards and it came to me. The perfect revenge for someone as controlling and insecure as him. I told him I was cheating on him with another ex boyfriend of mine, one who he had expressly forbidden me talking to. I told him that when we'd split up I'd started dating him again.
Needless to say he was pissed. But after a while he eventually said "fine, I cheated on you - it's all fair."
That would be the end, you'd think, right? Wrong.
A month or so afterwards, I decided I was breaking up with him for the last time. Through all this he trusted me completely - thought I was so much under his control I could not lie to him. Anyway, he decided "No you can't leave me!".
I laughed at him, and told him the truth about my "cheating" on him. I.e, that it never happened. it was a lie, a fabrication and he had believed every word of it. Then I hung up on him.
It was pretty satisfying.
Edit: To make it clear, I never cheated on him. I certainly considered it though. It's not my style at all and I abhor it usually - but I just couldn't get out really for the longest time. Ah well.
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