Movie Reviews

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I'll be reviewing any movie I see.
You can do the same.

Movies get stars. 1/5

5 stars- Incredible
4 stars-Pretty good
3 stars-Average
2 stars- Meh
1 star- Garbage

Let's begin with:
"Constantine"
(Keanu Reeves, Rachel Weisz)

This theological muddled bit of special-
effects silliness is more tolerable if you don't
know that it's based on the excellent Hellraiser
comic book series, in which Constantine is a
blond Englishmen rather than, you know,
Keanu Reeves. If you do know this, there are
exactly two reasons to recommend it: Tilda
Swinton slumming it as the archangel Gabriel
and all the special-effect ridden demons you
can eat. If you don't know about the comics, it
might be possible to enjoy Keanu, too....

RATING: {2/5 stars}