Yeah I agree, Zell is completely WTF, but awesome because of it
Hmm lemme see, Don Corneo. Remember you need to have about 2,500 gil for this-
1. when you first come to Wall Street Market go to the restaurant and buy a meal (the Special I recommend). When asked how it is, say the kindest answer (something like it's ok or not bad), and receive a coupon for the pharmacy/item shop. Go to the item shop and ask for a Digestive.
2. go to Don Corneo's mansion, where Aeris suggests Cloud dress up as a girl. go to the clothes shop where the daughter will say her father is in the bar getting drunk, go there and convince him to go back to the shop. He will ask what type of dress you want, and for choice no. 1 pick "something soft" and for choice no. 2 pick "something that shimmers". This will make sure you get the
Silk Dress which is the best one. Before leaving the bar go knock on the toilet door, and when the door opens give the woman inside the Digestive. She will give you the
Sexy Cologne as a reward.
3. go to the dress shop, where you will be told to go to the gym to get a wig from Big Brother. Beat him in the "number of squats" challenge to get the
Blonde Wig.
4. finally, before you go back to the clothes shop, visit the shop near the save point where the guy is laid down inside. He will talk about something embarrassing and ask you to get something from the Inn for him. Go and pay to stay at the Inn, which will trigger a cutscene where Cloud examines the Vending Machine in the Inn. When asked, choose the most expensive option (about 2,000 gil). Go back and talk to the guy in his shop, he will give you the
Diamond Tiara as a reward as ong as you choose the most expensive item
Go get changed at the clothes shop. Cloud won't look very different, but with all the best key items he will get chosen by Don Corneo. I'm not going to tell you what happens, but I think you will never see Cloud the same again. Enjoy!
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