The corrupt wishing well of doom

[Miss Lockheart]

Granted but then he would completely own Sephiroth (can't have that can we?)

I wish Kadaj had his own game I like him!

[Firesnake]

granted he will be in a fuzzy kid game

I wish i had that cool ringtone

[Miss Lockheart]

Granted, you have the NES FFI version

I wish I could make up my mind!! (still don't know which game to get and I'm going tomorrow!!! )

[Firesnake]

granted you get pinball turbo extreme

I wish I had a PS3

[Miss Lockheart]

Granted, but you have to share it with your sibling(s). Shock!!!!

I wish I had a pet zombine

[Firesnake]

granted but he explodes

I wish for a live grenade

[Miss Lockheart]

Granted but you forget to throw it

I wish I could teleport to the gameshop instead of walking

[Firesnake]

granted but you get stuck in the wall

I wish that was more freestyle

[Miss Lockheart]

Granted but then everything becomes freestyle and order is lost.

I wish for chibi Balthier!! (only reason I bought my new game)

[Revenant]

Granted it contains virus

I wish girls weren't so complicated