The corrupt wishing well of doom

[Miss Lockheart]

Granted, but then the fun is gone

I wish Vincent would stop staring at me-

[Firesnake]

granted
He stays there and never looks at you again

I wish I had an Ifrit

[Miss Lockheart]

Granted, but he is a cheap imitation Ifrit, by the name of Belias-



I wish FFXII had some good summons

[Firesnake]

granted but the game still sucks

I wish the girl I love was here

[Miss Lockheart]

Granted, she's gonna knock at your door in zombie form

I wish Vincent was miiiiiiiiineeeee!!!!!

[Firesnake]

granted but he tries to kill you

I wish I had a night

[Revenant]

Granted you have the worst night ever

I wish to be honest with everyone

[Firesnake]

granted but you CAN'T LIE!

I wish I could lie more

[Miss Lockheart]

Granted you lie about your superpowers

I wish for a banquet

[Firesnake]

granted but it is all rotten

I wish I had a smaller head >.<