The corrupt wishing well of doom

[JET73L]

Granted. It's pea soup. for breakfast. and for lunch. and for dinner. and you know what joke this is leading into.

I wish for high-class puns.

[Firesnake]

granted but even you don't understand them

I wish for musics!

[Miss Lockheart]

Granted this will stick in your head forever-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKo-DtRUsfA

I wish I could meet Angry Video Game Nerd

[Firesnake]

granted but he hits you with his computer

I wish I had a Rocketlauncher

[Miss Lockheart]

Granted, it only has a 1 metre range

I wish I had a trampoline

[Firesnake]

granted but you end up doing the same as SoS ^^

I wish I wouldn't remember such things :P

[Revenant]

Granted you remember nothing but such things

I wish to have my own website

[Miss Lockheart]

Granted, it's in the witches top 100

I wish I knew how to make it so people could listen to my music (sort of an audio hosting thing)

[Firesnake]

granted but one of your cd's get corrupted and emmits a high screeching sound

I wish I had a name for my webcomic

[Miss Lockheart]

Granted, it's mellons (I could go through all the fruit in the world, just please don't use it as a name!!!)

I wish I ruled the world