The corrupt wishing well of doom

[JET73L]

Granted. But it's good in the, erm, I think middle english sense, or possibly old english, or possibly some other medieval or pre-medieval language, from when good meant God. (note: god-light destroys living mortals)

I wish to be immortal. As in, invulnerable to age, harm, or sickness. not like godly or head-chopped-off quickening immortal.

[dark angel]

Granted, but you outlive everything. Slowly as the emense demensions of time and space cave in upon you, ripping apart as you get sucked into the final black hole. Travelling through the ever common rifts, just a speck of matter, silence, nothing but it's meaningless thoughts for comfort.

I wish that my finger wasn't broken >.< and the capacity to type fast, but be able to spell at the same time

[Zotar]

granted, but one morning you wake up with your hands stuck in drying cement. Muahaahaahaahaaa!!!!!

I wish that i had known when i was 11 that i would'nt have a driver's licence at 17.

[JET73L]

Granted. But it was an extremely misleading bit of foresight, that used the driver's license information to imply that something catastrophic would have happened (a propecy worded something like, "the chariot of the burning serpent shall be stilled until the seventeenth year, when the past shall be brought to the future, and the Gates release the hellspawn Adam." -referencing your license, the movie 10, 000 BC in CGI, and, I suppose, Bioshock for the Microsoft X-Box 360, though I'm unsure exactly what that is about.)

I wish I was able to prophecy stuff in that way, where it is vague and almost useless until after it happens, but is always true. (see Good Omens: The Nife and Accurate Profefies of Agnes Nutter, A Witch for more examples.)

[Miss Lockheart]

Granted, but a lynch mob forms in the wake of your useless prophecies ^^

I wish I didn't use ^^ so much

[Captain Shanks]

Granted but you end up using a new strange green alien which looks like its going to eat people >>>>

I wish my band would actually get noticed

[Miss Lockheart]

Granted, they get tipped as being the hottest new pop band out there

I wish I could bring myself to like pop

[JET73L]

Granted. Whichever sort of pop you mean (carbonated soft drinks or modern music), it's the other.

I wish all people would appreciate Mr. Green. ()

[Miss Lockheart]

Granted but even though people appreciate him, they still want to kill him

I wish my Paint skills were better, I could do a better death scene for the Green One

[JET73L]

Granted, but because you are so good at paint, you find it easier to express sound through the flowing yet pixellated art in paint, and the world is depreived of most of your musical compositions.

I wish my computer was better. Or that I had money for upgrade components and programs.