The corrupt wishing well of doom

[Firesnake]

granted but it sounds absolutly horribe

I wish my voice would sound the same to everyone as it does to me (I have a smooth voice in my head :P)

[JET73L]

Granted, but every time you get laryngiutis, you can;t tell what you were thinking.

I wish... To be able to turn into characters from like games and movies, regardless of type orspecies. And fusions. Like Cloud/Sephiroth. Or Auron/Sephiroth. Or Mufasa/Sephiroth.

[Revenant]

granted now you're in computer game

I wish I had everything I want

[Firesnake]

granted but you want nothing

(ps I never know what I'm thinking)

I wish I would think before I would start to talk

[JET73L]

Granted, but you still don;t finish thinking until after you've finished talking, and when you do finish talking, you rtealize what a fool you have made of yourself as you were talking.

I wish I could do mathematics properly in my head, without it reducing my capacity for other mental exercises and whatnot.

[Firesnake]

granted whatnot happens so you only know basic maths

I wish I knew advanced mathematics

[JET73L]

Granted. You understand advanced mathematics, but you can;t work any maths, even simple addition.

I wish... for a cyberbrain connection thing hooked up wireslessly to my mind so I could instantly access any information and answer any math question within a few seconds for human-level math, and minutes for supercomputrer-level math.

[Firesnake]

granted but the cybertronics slow down your brain so much that it takes you eons to acces emotions and normal thought

I wish I had a hoverboard

[JET73L]

granted, but it's pink and tacky and you lose it trying to save Doc and Clara from the steam engine exploding.

I wish the wishing well thread wouldn't die any more.

[Firesnake]

ranted but it becomes a zombie and kills the other threads

I wish I had more icecream!