The corrupt wishing well of doom

[Firesnake]

granted but at that same concerts they all die of food poisoning

I wish I had a beach volleyball

[dark angel]

Granted but global warming increases and all the beaches flood and we all end up sat on top of the sky scrapers like in the Day after tomorrow AND as a final climax, you throw the ball to a friend, they miss and it gets staked on a TV ariel

I wish for a webcam that actually works and is jame's ass proof (he sat on it ¬_¬)

[Firesnake]

granted but he always goes on when you are changing clothes >.<

I wish there weren't so much perverts in the world

[JET73L]

Granted. But to enact that wish requires a dramatic reworking of the grammar system of the english language.

I wish the used bookstore near where I live either had more books I liked at any given time, or did not require that the first three dollars of any purchase be in cash.

[Firesnake]

granted you never have to pay cash but the books are all dumb and stupid

I wish my ear wouldn't hurt so much >.< seriously it hurrrrts!

[JET73L]

Granted. Your ear no longer hurts, but at the expense of it being bitten by some sort of creature with an anesthetising neurotoxin.

I wish I had the first disc of Firefly to watch, instead of just discs 2 and 4.

[Miss Lockheart]

Granted, then you discover the existence of discs 5 6 and 7 *_*

I wish my hair wasn't such a failure (it's gone a muddy colour )

[JET73L]

Granted. It's all wicked awesome, but someone steals your hair while you are asleep and gives it to one of those charities that makes wigs for bald kids.

I wish people would accept that, one way or the other, you can either get credit for being charitable, or you can make an anonymous donation. Not both for the same act.

(My rant for the day: people insisting that if you can;t remember any good deeds you did for the day, dou didn;t do any goosd deeds woirth mentioning. I do random good deeds all the time, I just don;t write 'em down like some freaking Balance Ledger of Goodness!

[Firesnake]

granted but charity just sucks your money away when you aren't watching it

I wish I could walk on water

[JET73L]

Granted. But it must be at most 32 degrees fahrenheit (0 degrees celsius), less if there are contaminants or materials dissolved in it.

I wish I could control air to the point that I could crystallize it under my feet in arches or pillars that increase or decrease based on how far above ground I wish to be, and literally walk in midair (not just under my feet, but wherever I chose, of varying textures and solidity, in case I lost my balance).