Choose Your Weapon

[The Graceful Assassin]

Wow you must be really high from the drugs I injected into you cause that was your brothers dead body again. I throw the body on you and tie it with a rope so your stuck inside the giant gash in the body where you rot away and birds eat the leftovers

[new_KEYBLADE9]

That was my other evil twin, so I take those birds and sick them on you, while cutting out your innards.

[The Graceful Assassin]

I didn't need my innards anyway and the birds are wusses so they fly away. Meanwhile I sick all 500 of your evil twins on you, the absolutley REALLY REAL YOU that can't be dismissed as an evil twin or anything else, and they torture you until you die for using them to extract you revenge on me.

[new_KEYBLADE9]

But before they tortured me, i convinced them that family sticks together, evil or not, and so we come together to attack you with swords, axes, arrows, spears, and stuf to disect you with after we won the battle.

[The Graceful Assassin]

but you miss all of those and the only battle you won is your sanity. I tie a giant rope staight across a field, you and your siblings all charge, trip over it, fall off a cliff, and land so hard that you go straight to hell

[new_KEYBLADE9]

But Satan likes my style,m so he gives me the army of the underworld, so I charge for you, burning you, and bring you into hell where you will be tortured by my evil brothers for trying to kill them.

[The Graceful Assassin]

But god saves me and smites you and you are burned by the goodness

[The_True_Keyblader]

and yet all of you die because i command it.....

[dark angel]

Then i come along and shot u between the eyes with a sniper riffle

[The_True_Keyblader]

Hey thanks for shootin NK i owe you one *sets a rabid weasel on her head* "There we go.."