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Belmont:MY EYES! THEY BURN!!!!
Dracula: Glad you like it! Its the worst torture i could think of...that and listening to Carrot Top's jokes!MWAHAHA *coughs* He..haha..um, i should stop the evil laughing --_--
Dracula's Mother: I told you bitch! You put our family to shame!
Dracula:*cries* You could never understand me mother!!!Wahhhhh!!*runs off*
Dracula's Mother:Now that the crybaby's gone, lets get back to more torturing!
Belmont:It can't be!!!CAREBEARS!!!!*falls down, twitching*
Carebears and Teletubies:LET US BE HAPPY!LETS BE FRIENDS!LETS...BE...FRIENDS.
Dracula Mother:The worst has yet to come!KEYAHAHAREHOHOAHAHAHEEEE!!!
Dracula:And you think I stink at laughing!
Dracula Mother:Shut up! Now, without further ado, the worst torture...
Carebears and Teletubies:RUN AWAY! ITS COMING!
Belmont:It..can't...be...BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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08-09-2006, 11:32 PM
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Barney: I love you, you love me- *gets shot in the forehead with Belmont's machine gun*
Belmont: (finishing the song) We beat the shit out of Baaarney... well... I'm out of ammo... how are we supposed to get by the rest?
Drac's Mom: Like this *grabs Dracula and hurls him in pile of Carebears/teletubies* Let's go while they're distracted!
Belmont: On to level 665! *leaves without Dracula*
Dracula: TOO MUCH LOVE!!!!!!!!!!................
Drac's Mom: You know, I don't like level 665, too uneven. I got enough to transport us to another level.
Belmont: Great! Then we can escape! *they disappear in a flash of light and reappear on another floor* ......... wait. We're stilll in the dungeon. What the hell did you do?
Drac's Mom: I skipped some levels to get to level 66.6, it's much more evil than 665.
Belmont: Why did you do that when we could be out!
Drac's Mom: Well my magic only gets so many miles to the gallon, and with prices these days....
Belmont: 0_o;;..... whatever. At least it's a reasonable distance from the top. *tries to move*... hey I can't move! *looks down*... we're stuck in the stone floor!!!
Drac's Mom: No kidding, rocket scientist. It's 66 POINT 6. We're about half way between two levels.
Belmont: You people are gonna be the death of me
Drac's Mom: Thank You
Belmont; What?... nevermind, how do we get out of this?
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08-10-2006, 02:29 AM
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*Dracula falls through cieling with dead Carebears and Teletubies*
Dracula: I'm free!!!!!Yey!!!!
Dracula Mother: Hey honey, give me that steak you were steak you were saving!
Dracula:No, its mine!!!
Dracula Mother: Give me it or no more milky-wilky!!!!
Dracula:NOOOOOO!!!!Here have it!
*throws steak*
Belmont:What can steak do to get us out of here?
Dracula Mother:You'll see!!
*eats steak*
Belmont:So, what happens next?
Dracula Mother:Who said the steak would help us?I just needed a snack!
Belmont:-_- Fine! Then i'll get us outta here!*shoots machine gun under feet then fall down to level 66*
Belmont:Yes, we're almost out of the dungeon!!!
Dracula Mother: Yes, but now e're at the akward moment level!!Mwhahereakhee!
Dracula:Can I have my milky-wilky now?
Belmont: ...
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08-10-2006, 08:11 PM
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Belmont: ........ uh.... ya
Drac's Mom:.................... well.... uh...
Dracula  ???
*tired of the akward silence, Belmont races to the next level followed by the others*
Belmont: Glad that's over. So what is this?
Drac's Mom: ..... quite honestly, I don't remember this room... that's odd...
Dracula: Wait... what just happened?
*Belmont walks over to a sign, reading it*
Belmont: "The Memory Loss Room"... welll that's stupid. C'mon, let's go.... wait... what were we doing.... and why are we here... WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE... WHO AM I
Drac's Mom: ??????????????????
Dracula ???????????????????
Belmont: Did yug gies fergeeeet howe 2 taauuulc....... ????????!!!!!!!!!!!
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08-10-2006, 08:33 PM
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*everyone falls through trapdoor*
Belmont:....What just happened?
Drac Mom:.....I don't know....
Belmont:Well, where are we know?
Dracula:What!!
Drac Mom:What!!
Belmont:What did you say!!!I'll read this sign!!!
Drac Mom:You'll be the Messiah?!!
DRacula:Ivy isn't good for you?!!!
*sign reads tone deaf room*
Belmont:I think we're in a tone deaf!!
Drac Mom: What you say!!I think you're mute!!!
Dracula:What you say!!I think you're deaf and think you're saying something but you're not!!!
Belmont:What!!!
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Belmont: Yo! Try to hear what I'm trying to say!
Drac's Mom: Flies make you dissappear when you're diving in hay?
Dracula: No lie fears that your dieing to be gay?
Belmont: THAT'S IT! *drags the two to the next level*
Drac's Mom: Pat's shit?
Dracula: Fat pits? Hey stay away from me Belmont. I heard you admit you were gay!
Belmont:.... Finally, I can hear right again... but I can't see right.... why's the room all spinny... and colorful... pretty coloooors.......
Drac's Mom: This is the drug trip room.... broom.... fooom.... doom boom *laughs hysterically*
Dracula: Oh no! I'm baked.... who said baked? I want some baked beans too!... *random slurs*
Belmont: Get how will out we this of??!!! heh heh.....
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Dracula: I don't know but I vant to suck your blood.
Belmont: Not this shit again. This happened in the game.
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Drac-Hey, blood sucking no does not a Castlevania game make.
Belmont-Maybe, but this really isn't Castlevania anymore, is it... You're mom's nuts.
Drac-Maybe, maybe..
*All of a sudden, everything gets black as midnight, and then a flash apears, revealing a strange figure.
A tall being with a long flowing robe holding what seems to be a scythe..and..an alarm clock around its neck..?
Death-Yoooo bitches...A'm heeeeere to get yoz asses atta dis foonkee place, yaaaaaah...
Belmont-Damn it, since when have the legions of darkness and the undead all become gangsters?!
I wasn't prepared for this in my training..
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Belmont: You know what death? you'll have to hold off for a second because I'm tired of you and Drac's Mom here talking like gangsters. You're made of bones and she's got no skin pigment so you're both white as hell. It just makes you guys look like wannabe's...
Death: You did not just go there... guess what? We is what we is and cuz you so prejudice I'm sending you and Drac here to the afterlife.
Dracula: WHY ME???? I didn't say anything
Drac's Mom: Cuz you're no son of mine. You actin WAY too white. Sorry, but so long.
*Death's scythe turns into an uzi and holds it gangster style*
Belmont: You know if you hold it sideways like that, in real life you're gonna break your- *BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG**Death's wrist gets broken from holding it sideways*
Death: Damn, he was right.... oh well he's gone now. Time to take out Drac.
Dracula: HA, you can't kill me for I'm already dead...
Death: That's true, but I can drag you to hell
Dracula: Shit *Drags Dracula through a swirling vortex and hurls him in*
Death: Now where were we?
Drac's Mom: C'mere Big Boy...
Belmont: *wakes up dazed and confused* .... ughhh... where am I? What happen?.... oh yeah, death killed me.... man is it hot....
Dracula: You're telling me.... *the conversation is abruptly interrupted*
Satan: Welcome to Hell.
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Dracula: What the- who the hell are you?
Satan:Stop the jokes...
Dracula:Huh? What the HELL are you talking about?
Belmont: He, he...i get it, cause we're in hell, and you say HELL!!Haha...
Satan:This is hell! No laughing!!
Belmont: Sorry, hehe...the drugs must not be worn off yet...by the way, who are you?
Satan:I'm Satan, the Devil...any more questions?
Dracula:You're not very enthusiatic about us being in hell...
Satan:I lost a poker game with God...i swear, God was hiding Aces in his sleeves...
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