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[bond of flames 2.0]

????: Satan...Satan...come here you big lunk of flaming red ass.

Satan: Oh no...go home.

????: But satan...OK but first let me fv<k you in the @ss.

Satan: NO Saddam I'm trying to torture the new guys...

Saddam: Ok *Turns around moons satan and runs home.*

Satan: Now sorry about that. Now wheres my whip.

Belmont: HAHAHAHAHAHHA your gay...HAHAHAHAHAH.

Dracula: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa wow mom and death think there scarface and your gay...Wow the underworld aint like what it was.HAHAHa

Satan: Shut up. WAAAAAAHHHHAHAHHAA WAAAAAAAHHHH *tear*

[The Graceful Assassin]

(XD I remember that from the South Park Movie)

Satan: You're so hurtful! WAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
Belmont: Oh come on be a man... or a devil or whatever. Show some dignity!
Satan: *continues to cry*
Belmont: ...... I tell you what, Satan.... if you let us go back, I'll take it back and I'll think of you as a bad ass cool dude....
Satan: *sniff*.... really?
Belmont: really. I promise, you super bad ass cool dude!...
Satan: Oh goody!... alright a deal's a deal... *rips open a magical portal*... Come back some time big boy!
Belmont: uhhh... sure.... *jumps in portal*
Dracula: I haven't had any dialog to say for a while and now that I have my chance, I don't know what to say... damn.... oh well *goes in portal*
Belmont: Finally we're out- wait a second. That bastard didn't send us back. Where the hell are we???!!!!

[new_KEYBLADE9]

???: You're in Heaven...
Dracula: Heaven?! GYAHH!! I'm melting!!
???: Shut up...vampires dont die in heaven...unless its Sunday...
Dracula: DAMMIT GOD! I was trying to pull a prank on Belmont here! *cries*
Belmont: You're God? but why do you look like a-
God: A turkey with frog legs? Yeah, I get that most of the time...
Belmont: Sooo....can you get us back?
God: Sure, why not? *sees fly go by and eats it with long tongue, then ribbits*
Belmont: Finally, I'm in Heaven, but I already feel like Hell is better...by the way God, do you know what life's meaning is?
God: Thats only for people who come to heaven in death...
Belmont: *begs* PLEASSSSSE tell me?
God: Cant you wait a month?
Belmont: Fine...*stomps in portal*
Dracula: And it would have been a good prank too...*stomps into portal*
Belmont: Dammit, were still not back where we were!
???: Yo, what yall doing in my crib? Didnt I just pay you a visit before?

[The Graceful Assassin]

Belmont: What is this place?
????: You're in my realm foo, and I'm not so kind as God and Satan.
Belmont: Death!!!
Death: no shit dawg. This is where all the souls are sorted out to go to heaven and hell.
Dracula: This place is...odd.... Say death, what is this place supposed to- MOTHER??!!!
Drac's Mom: Ya I'm on my date with Death. And your interrupting. We were just gettin to the good part.
Death: You know it, baby.
Dracula: 0_o;; I think I'm gonna be sick....
Death: Well go be sick somewhere else, I'm busy! *rips open another portal and shoves the two in* Have a good time in dimension X!!!
Belmont: DIMENSION X??!!!

[new_KEYBLADE9]

???: What...are you...doing here?
Belmont: I know that voice...
Bill shatner: You're ruining..my show!
Dracula: Ahhh!! We're in Star Trek, Episode 98, when the Enterprise is sucked into a black hole and sent to Dimension X!!!
Belmont:....How do you know that?
Dracula:...I used to channel flip when I was younger, ITS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN!!!
Belmont: So, you're Bill Shatner?
Shatner: That is...incorrect! I'm the captain...of the...Eneterprise!
Belmont: Too bad you're gonna become fat and lazy later on...
Shatner: What did you...just say?
Belmont: I said what I said and that you should lose some weight, you FATASS!
Shatner: How dare you...say that..in front of-
Belmont: And another thing, dont talk like that! And I say it in front of you because it wont matter, you cant do anything to me...what about that?
*they are kicked into space*
Dracula: Well, becuase I'm dead, I dont need oxygen, but Belmont, are you gonna be OK?
Belmont: I'll kill...you...*gasp*

[The Graceful Assassin]

(Wow I had no idea that Dimension X was something on a show XD)

Belmont: I'm... not... gonna make it........................ gahh
Dracula: you can stop now.
Belmont: I guess i'll be fulfilling that revisit to Satan heh heh....
Dracula: Seriously, just stop...
Belmont: What are you talking about, I'm dieing!!!
Dracula: We're on a set in front of a green screen you idiot!
Belmont: *blushes*.... oh sorry about that
Crew: can somebody get those two off, the camera's still rolling!!
Belmont: Sorry! We'll be on our way! *walks off set with Dracula*
Dracula: what luck too!
Belmont: What do you mean?
Dracula: Our studio is a couple blocks from here
Belmont: Our.... STUDIO???!!! You mean this whole thing is just a movie?
Dracula: Of course, what did you expect?! That it was real? *takes off makeup to reveal he's just an actor*
Actor: Let's get back to the set and continue filming the castle scene *runs off*
Belmont: This doesn't make any sense......... wait a second..... Death sent me to Dimension X! In this Dimension, our reality is their movies!!!!!..... but then what in hell happened to dracula....?....... I can't think of that now, I've got to figure out how to get back to my dimension. I know! I'll contact the writers of this script *Gets to a computer and logs on ffnet.org*
(I like where this is heading lol)

[new_KEYBLADE9]

Belmont :Alright...lets see what the script writers have to say about this!
*pms TGA, NK9, and BoF*
Belmont:Hey, guys...can you make my role more convincing? It aint working good for me...
TGA: What the---who the hell are you?!
Belmont:You know that forum game? Thats actually the screen play...
NK9:Just what are you saying?
Belmont: Make me, Belmont, have a better role.
BoF: What the...are you saying you're...
Belmont: Yep, I'm the famous actor Tom Cruise!
NK9:Oh...its you...we thought it was-
Tom: I play Belmont in the movie!
TGA: There is no movie!
Tom: Thats what you would think...
BoF: So...if we get ou a new role or something, you'll leave us alone?
Tom: Yep.
NK9: Fine.*replies in forum*There you go. Now leave!!!
Tom:Well, nice seein yall!
TGA: Too wierd...

[The Graceful Assassin]

(XD too funny)

Tom: Wait, before I go can you bring me back to my dimension, where my story is real?
NK9: Sure we are the writers after all we can do anything!
Tom: I don't like how you said you guys could do anything
BoF: quit your whining and get back in the story!
TGA: Ya you don't even like Final Fantasy *types "And Tom Cruise was magically transported back to the castle in his own dimension and everything was back to normal"*
NK9: See ya!
*The story returns to normal and Belmont the Great finds himself back in the dungeon of the castle*
Belmont the Great: I'm not Tom cruise anymore, what a relief! *looks at name* Hey why do I have the "Great" next to my name?.... Oh yeah I asked the writers for a better role, so instead of being Tom Cruise in Dimension X, I'm "Belmont the Great" in my own.... that's kinda cool I guess.... But it's totally pointless! *stares around dungeon* Well I'm finally back and I can continue the journey... but what happened to Dracula??!!

[new_KEYBLADE9]

(very funny XD)
Dracula: I vant to suck your blood. *sitting in his throne*
Belmont: No, Im gonna put my steak through your heart.
*waves steak in front of him*
Dracula: ...Do you really think I'm gonna get up for this?
Belmont: Well, my mom made this steak, and I thought...WHAT THE HELL??!!!
Dracula: huh?
Belmont: we're back to the beginning?!?!
Dracula: Beginning?
*another Dracua appears, licking ice cream*
Dracula w/ Ice: Hey, Belmont, you should get a lick of this!!
Belmont: HOLY SH@T!!! THERE"S TWO OF YOU!?! (as if one wasnt enough)
Dracla without Ice: Who are you two? And can I get a lick of that ice cream?
Dracula: Welll....NO! its for me and Belmont! And who is this chump?
Belmont: I get it....we had to start over from the beginning of the game, but the future Dracula is the one with the ice cream, and the one right there is hiis past self...WHAT THE- HOW DO I KNOW THAT??
NK9: I made you know that...
Past Dracula: No...Ice cweam? I LUV ice scweam!!!!!!!!!!!
*turns into large bat thing*
Belmont: Oh s***....

[The Graceful Assassin]

Belmont: DRACULA. Go fight your past self to buy us some time.
Dracula: Alright but..... I'm not sure-
Belmont: JUST DO IT
Dracula: Fine, Nike lover
Belmont: What to do..... hey writers can you transport dracula and I back to the time when we left and not the past?
*ominous voice booms*
TGA: Nope we're having too much fun with this
Belmont: You jackass..... oh well. I might as well help drac destroy his past self
past Dracula: I just want a lick of your ice cream
Dracula: NEVER. *turns into a bat and the two fight, fluttering around each other*
Belmont: Hey a conveniantly placed bazooka *grabs it* Now if I could just figure out which is the past Dracula.... oh well *fires bazooka at one of them, making them blow up* *remaining bat returns to normal*
Belmont: Is that the present dracula?
Dracula: Of course and I might add how dare that sickening freak try to lick my ice cream. Did you see him with those goofy fangs, that ridiculously pale skin, that gay cape..... the nerve
Belmont: Uhh well technically he was YOU- OH MY GOD what the hell is happening to you???? *Dracula begins to dissappear* You must be dissappearing because if we destroyed your past self, that destroys your future....
Dracula: Oh figs *disappears totally*
Belmont: *begins to weep* Oh I'm so sorry dracula please forgive me..... wait a second. I'm at the top of the castle, Dracula's gone, and I'm free to go. Looks like things are finally over.
NK9: I wouldn't say that just yet