Real life jokes

[exile9013]

OK so a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the cops. They run into an empty barn. The brunnete hides in a sack and so does the redhead. THe blond hides in a barrel. so the police come in and kick the first sack. The brunette barks. They kick the second sack and the redhead meows. They then kick the barrel and the blond says nothing because barrels don't say anything. The three are then latter caught and sent to prison.

[bond of flames 2.0]

NK you mobster joke was funnyer for the serious version.

[The Graceful Assassin]

A blonde goes to the hospital and seeks out a doctor. The doctor asks what's wrong and she says that wherever she pokes herself it hurts. After some testing the doctor comes up to her and says "Well I found out what's wrong.... you have a broken finger"

A blonde goes to the hospital and seeks out a doctor. The doctor asks what's wrong and she says that wherever she pokes herself it hurts. After some testing the doctor comes up to her and says "Well I found out what's wrong.... I'm sorry to say this, but you have an extremly rare terminal illness that sends pain waves throughout your body. You have only a few days to live."

[bond of flames 2.0]

some of these things are disturbing

mines more like a poem

Yankee Doodle went to town ridin' on a hunny. Put his pimp hand to her face an' said "Bitch where is my money."

A white boy named Doodle went to the block looking for his ho. found her an made his pimp hand strong. Asked her"Bitch where is my money?" She handed him 1000 bucks and he smacked her across the face cuz it wasn't the quota.

[The Graceful Assassin]

There supposed to be disturbing. That's life ...
(I have way too many blonde jokes)

A police officer was driving by when he saw a blonde driving around continually in circles in her car. He came up to her and managed to get her to stop and ask what she was doing. She replied, "No matter where I drive, I can't get out of the way of this tree". The officer looked inside to find a pine tree air freshener.

A police officer was driving by when he saw a blonde driving around continually in circles in her car. He came up to her and managed to get her to stop and ask what she was doing. She replied, "No matter where I drive, I can't get out of the way of this tree". The officer looked around the car and found some crack cocaine in the trunk. He arrested her for being in the possession of drugs and being high off of them.

[bond of flames 2.0]

That was dumb

I can't think of a joke

[The Graceful Assassin]

Then why did you post?

[exile9013]

*Knock Knock*
"Who's there"
"BOO"
"Oh it must be halloween here's some candy,"

[The Graceful Assassin]

"Knock Knock"
"Whose there"
"Who"
"WHo Who?"
"Hey are you an owl?"

"Knock Knock"
"Whose there"
"Who"
"That's a ridiculous name get out of here before I call the cops"

[lonewolf]

their were these three chinese men who came to america to learn three american words one goes into a bar and learns "forks and knifes" another guy goes to a theme park and learns "superman" the last guy goes to a conversation and learns how to say "us" they go to a park bench and theres this dead old lady there then a cop comes and says "who did this?" the first guy says "us" the cop says "how did you do it?" the second guy says "forks and knifes, forks and knifes" the cop says "who do you think you are?" the third guy says "superman!!" then the cop takes them to jail