Real life jokes

[Snaggle_Tongue]

Knock Knock
"Who's there?"
Nicholas
"Nicholas who?"
He's Nicholas up a tree!

[HantsHammer]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Aids

[The_True_Keyblader]

Thats not true Hants lol j/k
How come the skeleton couldnt walk across the road?
He didnt have the guts.

[new_KEYBLADE9]

You forgot the real life part...

A redhead, burnette, and blonde were on an abondanonoed island. They were 100 miles from land. The red head tries to swim, but drowns at 25 miles. The burnette tries but drowns at 60 miles. The blonde makes it to 99 miles, gets tired and decides to swim back.

The girls had escaped from the Titanic sinking, but weere on an island. It was Gilligan's, so they had to leave quick. The red head tried, but was attacked by sharks and killed. The burnette trie, but she is hit by a tropedo from a sub and explodes. The blonde makes it to land, but forgot her purse, so she swims back to gert it.

[exile9013]

so this couple checks into a hotel and latter that night they hear a knocking on there door, they have no idea who it could be and think it's just probably just management and when they opened the door it was. Supposivly their check bounced.