Gift Exchange

[Firesnake]

you get the original cake made by glados (which does not contain any human bits)

I want some soylent green cake

[Aperture science]

very well but aperture science is required to remind you that soylent green is people and the food may therefore be yucky

I want an aperture science handheld portal device.

[Firesnake]

granted but the yellow portal is permanently on the side of an airplane

I wish I could rule the world

[Miss Lockheart]

You have been corrupting the gift exchange...

But anyways, here is your crown and sceptre as requested

Can I have some silver?

[Revenant]

Here you are: you dug up a treashure full of silver weapons

I would like to have a trip to Japan

[Firesnake]

I like corrupting things.... but a portal on the side of an airplane isn't such a bad thing.. instant vacation!

Here is your ticket

I wants to go tooNew Zealand

[Revenant]

Here you are: you still have your rocket

I would like my "girlfriend" not to make problems with me (meh)

[Miss Lockheart]

Things will work out fine. Here is a muffin to give to her

I want Firesnake to stay

[Firesnake]

that Is a gift I cannot give but .... you can have my pet Gargantua "Hershel" when I leave

I want a lot of money

[Miss Lockheart]

You get access to Kampai!'s accounts

Ok I'll look after Hershel

I would like to know how to look after Hershel