Gift Exchange

[Miss Lockheart]

I will give you a super efficient one, not that I know what that is

I want a mansion

[Firesnake]

Here you go you get one on a mountain

I want more strange questions

[Miss Lockheart]

What does bamboo taste like?
Do frogs enjoy croaking?
Where is the nearest portable cow?
Why do nervous people get leg cramps?
Can air destroy everything?
Is there a portal available to Kazakhstan?
Is learning how to use a trebuchet heroic?
Are there humans on other planets?
Can you poison someone with a french fry?
Will Miss Lockheart ever talk any fricking SENSE!!!

Hmmm maybe I should ask for some sense as my gift...

[Firesnake]

good
yes
1 medow away
Because laguna sucks
no
no
pretty much
no
yes
maybe

here you go sence

Do I have sence?

[Miss Lockheart]

Plenty, well to me anyway!

I would like a ferry all of my own

[Firesnake]

here you go
a ferry boat
a guy named ferry
and something that is fairly ferry

I want ........... a magic lamp

[Miss Lockheart]

Here you go, there's a surprise in there...

I would like a new ring to go with my firering

[Firesnake]

here you go a shiny saphire/emerald ring

I wants a shoe

[Miss Lockheart]

You sure you don't want two of those?

I would like a new pair of PJs

[Firesnake]

here you goes

I would like something