The Great Muffin Epic

[Zotar]

Say's I, "This character, Jet was obiously being sarcastic."
I extract matter from a black hole and use it to contruct an amphitheatre where challengers will do battle. I then build a castle from the remaining matter. "You asked about a castle..." Says I. My estate growith though i need it not.

(I'm still debating with myself as to weather this is an RPG or merely a rather creative spam topic.)

[Firesnake]

So I says: that's where the monny went!

*looks up*

muffin wars?
Let the epic battle commence

[JET73L]

And thus, spake Jet, "It hath been here only a day ago... I wouldst forget my own head, were not it attached."

And so it was, that Jet watch'ed the growth of the muffin gardens, and that of they who cultivated them.

[Zotar]

I tend the gardens patiently, awaiting the next challenge. I am aware that we are being watched, soon they will come eager for muffins.

[Miss Lockheart]

I seem to be plagued by a handicapp, but I shall still stand sentinel over the gardens whilst they are cultivated.

"I hear my old Sensei plans to challenge you in battle, master. Would you meet his challenge? I warn you he is an elemental master, not to be taken lightly"

[Captain Shanks]

Beyond the garden stood a mountain, gloriously basking in the sunlight.
A young man wonders towards the edge, his hat waving gently in the wind, a broad smile upon his face.

"Ah..the time of Muffins is approaching my dear...i promise it wont be long now"


(hmm is this spam i see before me? *sings spam song* lol worlds worst advert)

[Zotar]

Know I that challenges approch, but i am impatient. "Come ye who wish to prove yourself! The prize for victory is muffins a plenty! But steal not." Declare I.

[NeoFighter5]

*far above the garden, a flying castle floated, hidden amongst the clouds*

i look down upon the guardian and her master. . .the first hoping to prove herself, the former waiting for a challange. . .

*turns his attention upon The Scales of Balance that stand at his right*
*looks back to the garden*

"all is at peace. . .but for how long, i wonder?. . .the harvester waits a challenge, while the conspirators plot and scheme in darkness"

i watch in silence, waiting for pebble to fall and disrupt the balance. . .

[Miss Lockheart]

"That pebble shall never fall as long as I guard these lands with a true heart!!!"

Feeling weary from several nights of guardwatching, I finally give in to the sweet folds of sleep. Forgive me master, I am weary and need assistance in....my....duties.....

[Zotar]

"I never said that rest wasn't necesarry. Poor soul... rest away." I stand guad in the night... and yawn. "Hmph... how long has it been since ive slept?"