The Great Muffin Epic

[Miss Lockheart]

(*applauds* handled like a complete pro *cries*)

So, the snake fighting fiend is no match for the Ultimate Snakious, is he not?

[JET73L]

Ha-ha! 'Tis no, milady. However, I shall attempt a daring steal of yon muffins, releasing said delicious baked breakfast goods from the hold of the vile Snakious! *wanders off in the general direction in which Firesnake left, humming some old theme song from a random show that's been off the air since the sixties or seventies.*

OOC: ha-ha, a spam topic it is. I suppose I may have gone a little overboard with Jet, the voice-changing character, going from biblical to pirate/pict to (medieval dude?). Don;t worry, I;ve decided him to be a random and non-canonical character, who won;t do anything important except maybe die three or four times over the course of the thread and inexplicably reappear (evil twin, alternate dimensional self, whatever plot devices I can steal from comic book plots and soap opera parodies. Ignore his appearance if you so wish.

[Zotar]

Originally Posted by JET73L

Ha-ha! 'Tis no, milady. However, I shall attempt a daring steal of yon muffins, releasing said delicious baked breakfast goods from the hold of the vile Snakious! *wanders off in the general direction in which Firesnake left, humming some old theme song from a random show that's been off the air since the sixties or seventies.*

OOC: ha-ha, a spam topic it is. I suppose I may have gone a little overboard with Jet, the voice-changing character, going from biblical to pirate/pict to (medieval dude?). Don;t worry, I;ve decided him to be a random and non-canonical character, who won;t do anything important except maybe die three or four times over the course of the thread and inexplicably reappear (evil twin, alternate dimensional self, whatever plot devices I can steal from comic book plots and soap opera parodies. Ignore his appearance if you so wish.

OCC: LOL!... Noice!

Says I, "Firesnakeious, You have proven your self. Take 3 muffins. Miss lockheart, You get 3 also. Jet, tread carefully." I then rest, Having cleverly escaped Neopfighter5's ill-concieved schemes, whatever they were.
(I didn't finish reading his post. )

[dark angel]

(OOC: tehe fair enough........Epic.....hmm..)

Carefully, DA peered below her, the green mossy surface of the rock; The cold grey winds; giggling at the dancing marshmellows loaded in her gun.

"Captain....um...when are we actually going to attack?"

Waiting, her bright pink hair and green eyes glistening in the sunlight. Smoothing down her suit, DA flew cautiously towards Shanks, landing softly on his shoulder.

(I'm going to be a fairy ^^ )

[Miss Lockheart]

(Awesome, fairies are cool ^^)

With two of my hard- earned muffins safely stowed away in my treasure box and one in my hand waiting to be eaten, I decide to allow myself to relax. With the extra allies we now have patrolling we should be able to guard this place quite easily

[Captain Shanks]

Places DA on his hand, showing her the vast open world; the lakes, valleys, castles, the magnificant garden that beholds the sacred muffins.

"Patience my little friend...guns at the ready?"

Patting his hat down firmly onto his head, gazing at his shreded sleve were his arm had once been, Torn off by the sea creature. Starting down the mountain side, DA floating by his side, the trusted crew lolling behind.

"We'll make light of this situation"

[Zotar]

Says I, "What are those lights I see from my tower? They are getting nearer." Descending the stone steps rapidly I exit my sleeping chamer and then the castle. I do so quitely since im not sure if Miss Lockheart is asleep in her room or not, and I don't want to wake her. At the gates, I look out toward where i saw the lights but I see nothing. Says I, "Very well, it looks as if I have the night watch." I become invisible. I start patrolling stealthily through the gardens, taking care to see that my Super Secret Magical Hybrid Muffin Vine is still growing safly. I put protective charms on it for extra measure. I then Jump to the nearest tree and see over all of the gardens. Suddenly... I spy something moving.

[dark angel]

Dancing in the air, DA hums quietly to herself, stroking her beloved marshmellow's.

"Tehe, we're going to go get some muffins, some muffins, some muffins, we're going to go get some muffins-"

Bumping into Shank's hat, not concentrating on were she was flying.

"Ouch...Captain, couldn't we have done this during the day? Plus theyr'e all going to be bigger than me...i'll end up getting stood on...hmph...should of stayed with Tink's..."

[Miss Lockheart]

"Bwhu? A strange dream awakened me, of fairies and attacks on the muffins. Could it be a premonition?"

I drag myself out of bed to try and find the master. Eventually I come across him in the garden, standing very still and watching some eerie light in the distance...

[Zotar]

"What do you think it is, Lady Lockheart?" I ask. "It hasn't done any harm, but I sense mischivous intent and an almost tuanting manner."