The Great Muffin Epic

[Zotar]

Just as i finish asking Dark angle what she is doing, she and her accomplis disapear. Confused, I resume patrolloing the compound when i sicne something sinister below. I feel the ground shake slightly. Then, I hear a low rumble as the shaking increases...

[Firesnake]

*Crawls out of the tunnel I made on my quest for .... well stuff*
*Sees zotar*
HI! I’m as excited to be here as a level 42 gnome warlock who rolled on a green pair of cloth boots but was given an epic staff of ubar-awesome-n00b-pwning by accident. And yeah, where are the muffins?

[Zotar]

"WTF" says I, overcome with surprise. "Very well, K.O. Me in a duel and you wont have to clean up the mess you made and you will earn 10 muffins. If you get reduced to critical, I will let Miss Lockheart decide what to do with you as i will have done enough.

(hehe... one of my more whimsical posts.)

[Firesnake]

*throws weapons at the feet of zotar*
I did not come here to fight sir, I came here to offer my services.
It's not because I cannot simply destroy you.
I was just bored and you two look like fun people to me.
And on top of that: I ... like.....to....kill.

[Zotar]

Says I, "You offer your services? Well I do have an opening for another Garden guardian. When you fix the hole, you can have pizza and muffins at supper with me and Lady Lockheart. And i do apologize for my welcome, I was expecting and army of evil moles that Neophyte... Neofighter5 was going to send." I then start tending to the plants displaced by Firesnake's entrance. When I am done with that, I check on my supersecret magically modified Muffin vine that gained a foot over night. I tend to the gardens ensureing that no vine is without water and sun. I look up, "Hmm... Cloudy." I raise my hands to the sky and mutter a wind spell that opens a hole for the sunlight to reach the leaves.

[NeoFighter5]

*watches in disappointment as dark angel leaves with out fighting Zotar, and then as firesnake pledges his soul to zotar*
*makes the math*
3 vs. 1. . .oh screw it. . .
*descends to earth, a sword in hand*
*appears before zotar*
can i have a muffin?

[Miss Lockheart]

Hmmm the Garden seems full of wannabe servants these days ^^

"Come KO (is that your name?), I shall show you to your quarters while Master decides whether to let this enemy become our ally. There's a good view from up there so should any fighting ensue, we will be sure to see every punch ^^ "

"Do you like chocolate chip?"

Our newcomer sees my blade glinting on my back, and seems to be staring at it an awful lot "do you like this sword new friend?"

[NeoFighter5]

*stands staring zotar, waiting for an answer*
. . . . . . . . . . .just one?. . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . . .and i will remain neutral in any conflicts that ensue. . . .. . . . .
*zotar doesnt look very friendly, and i start to think that may be i should have sent the moles*
. . . . . . half of one?. . . . .

[Zotar]

"fine then, Take five. but plant 35 more."

[NeoFighter5]

YAY!!!
*i run off happily to plant other 35 muffins, then take 5 and go off to the edge of the garden to eat*
*after finishing one of the muffins, i start to wonder if i have unknowingly sold my soul for muffins*
. . . .damn it. . . . .