Dimwell Arhythmic Rhyming Slang

[JET73L]

Here, we think of phrases that could be considered under the rules of the Dimwell Arhythmic Rhyming Slang system (DARS, not to be confused with Data And Registration System), the only form of rhyming slang which does not, in fact, rhyme. The rule seems to be {original word}-<rhyme of original word>-(synonym of rhyme), where (synonym of rhyme) is the spoken word or phrase. Example: Syrup of Prunes=wig. (syrup of prunes)-,syrupo of figs.-{wigs}

We think of words or phrases, use them in context, and the next person must try to guess what they mean. (if the context is blantant, one should, but is not obligated to, also state what they believe the <rhyme of the original word> to be)

I'll start. Phrase: You'd be wise to take a steak from his castle!

PS: I doubt this game will be particularly popular, but I may as well give it a shot.