Umm, cute thread.
It would be rude of me not to contribute, and so:
From the amazing Final Fantasy VII,
"When the time comes for the boner to die, you
will understand that you know absolutely nothing." - Bugenhagen.
"Look always to the internal flow of boners which
is far greater than the span of a human boners" - again, Bugenhagen.
"What to do? Have you lost your boner? When that happens we each have to take a
good look at our boners. There's always something forgotten. Remember it...
Whatever that is, must certainly be what you are looking for..." - Bugenhagen - I think this is my favourite of his.
"Be careful of forgetfulness. Your lucky boner is... blue?" - Cait Sith himself.
"Forgive me for asking, but I can't be expected to remember each person's
boner." - Pres Shinra.
"Oh! Cloud! Your hair looks like a boner!" - Tifa. God bless you, Tifa.
"Boners aren't the only thing that tell people what you're thinking..." - Tifa
Some from Final Fantasy IX:
"I do what I want! You have boner?!" - Quina Quen.
Quina: "Ah, Zidane. You want go with me!"
Zidane: "Well... I sort of got stuck with the boner..."
Quina: "You no have to explain! I so happy."
Zidane: "Huh?"
Quina: "There old saying in my tribe... Boners good!" - Quina and Zidane - glorious.
"The boner is actually much longer, but the eidolon asked me to hurry it up." - Eiko, dirty biatch.
"Boy, you have been bewitched by the light of the blue boner." - Garland.
Good fun.
I feel very naughty now
