Adolecent Antics

[Zotar]

This is like "Attack the person above you" only you've got to do it in the most imaginative way you can, without going over-the top, or blowing all your imaginative powers in one or two moves.
Also:
Be funny, original, and/or epic, and not mean-spirited.

*I then reach into my forge and grab a new weapon to pawn all others, a staff with both ends carved into the shape of a hand.*
When ever I make successful attack with the staff, the hand will slap the person I'm dueling, (Quite literally a "slapstick"). when Im it a more serios mood the ends can become Fists or Eye-pokers, (Or occasionally a gesture).

I shall name my knew epic weapon, "The Slapstick de Zotar."

You're welcome to fight me, or rather, to endure my comic antics.

Tell me. Are any of you fond of "King of the Hill"?

*Brandishes Slapstick de Zotar*

*stands on hill*

[JET73L]

Brings out my answer to the slapstick: the Lancier de la Stooge (pardon my butchering of the french language, as well as probably an addition of some spanish). It's basically one of the blunted lances from A Knight's Tale (steel tip, not crystallized sugar), but with an extra hand attached to the armguard to knock away the slapstick, or, in the event of an eye-poke, protect my face in a typical three-stooges manner (hence the name).

I climb upon my horse (or rather, a broom, with a guy hired to stand behind me and clap two coconut halves together) and CHARGE!

[Zotar]

*LOLs*

*Launches a trojen bunny (or what ever) over the wall and smunches the dude with the coconuts*

*Sends a little white rabbit after ya*

*Slapstick de Zotar makes a "peace" sign*

[JET73L]

Quickly builds a set of dentistry tools from random bits of metal that I ound in the junkyard that conveniently happened to be where his event is taking place, and removed the rabbit's teeth. He not got big teef anymore. He had. Makes rabbit stew, Throws it to Zotar so I have time to affix the rabbit's teeth and skeleton to the lance, creating a Skeleton Keyblade.

Uses some inmitation of whatever the reaction command was in the 1000 Heartless Battle at Zotar.

[Zotar]

What?
Oo

Oh NOOOO!!!!

*Dodges with a cartwheel-like movement*

*Retaliates with the move "Wet Willie of the (Darned)."*

Got that move off of a perody to a MTG card.

[Firesnake]

*charges in with a rubber chicken and hits everyone in the head with it*
I love the squeeky noice

[Zotar]

I Send an army Of Emoticons to over-run Firesnake and Jet.

The Acting Comander and Leutnant:



A squad of Vampires:

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And a Batalion of smilies:

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[Firesnake]

sends over some love to win them over <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[Miss Lockheart]

*cracks whip*

















'nuff said

[Son of Sephiroth]

*cracks knuckles*

(phonetic joke time!)

I rub my hands together till they're saw, then use the saw to cut a nearby table in half. As two halves together make a hole, I put them together, reach into the whole and draw my new weapon. A giant pen. (it is after all mightier than any sword)

I then scream until I'm horse, get on it the horse and charge into the fray, my eyes gleaming like a madman.