The corrupt wishing well of doom

[khil1]

This is a game where you make a wish and the person after you grants it but makes it go wrong.

Example:

Person 1: I wish for a PS3


Person 2: Granted but you do not have power where you live.
I wish for a dog.

Here we go.

I wish for Final Fantasy XII.

[Kefka]

Granted. But you find out the disc is a Illegal Copy. :P

I wish I had a Playstation 3.

[Tifa]

Granted. But the disc part is jammed and you can't open it.

I wish for a little andrex puppy (so cute!!)

[khil1]

Granted but the puppy cannot be trained and it refuses to go outdoors to go the bathroom. After ruining a set of furniture and the carpets in the house, you decide to release him into the wild but as you try and convince the dog to get out of the car, you hit the brake lever and the car starts to roll down the hill. After nearly hit a 18 wheeler truck, the car comes to a stop in, surprisingly enough, your driveway. You run down the hill to your driveway only to see that the dog has gone back into the house through the dog door. You decide to give up on getting rid of the dog and surrender yourself to clean up after it for the rest of its life.

I wish I could make a wish that did not become corrupted.

[Son of Sephiroth]

Granted, but you die right after making it.

[khil1]

You wish is granted and since you did not have one, it causes a pardox, and the universe implodes because of you.

I wish I had a family

[Son of Sephiroth]

granted, but they're on the other side of the world.

I wish I was superman!

[khil1]

Granted but you are in a room made of green kryptonite and cannot find a door out.

I wish, this well was in a higher traffic area.

[Son of Sephiroth]

Granted, but it's the car kind of traffic and not the internet kind of traffic!

[khil1]

Eeek!

I wish everybody would remember to make a wish.