"Pink rubber man looses head, Fun had by all"
OR
"pencil stolen: Police baffled as to why"
and my offering to you peeps:

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BOO I'M A GHOST!
Me and Terminal_est have some how kidnapped each other. Work that one out.
Weekly thought:
Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire he'll be warm for the rest of his life.