The scripts and ideas for kingdom hearts 4

[exile9013]

It's the script for the whole game, you can't shorten it up. Wolf I love your ideas. There much better then Rose's. You should be a writer. I am. Maybe I'll get my story up here soon. Maybe even tommorow. But props wolf, great script

[Keyblade_master uk]

Ahem, what about me. I also make the scripts here as well. might as well get on with the script, bit overdue

[lita and tira came across the cafe]
Lita: where could rikku be
Tira: i don't know, if i know. we would've by now
Lita: stupid ferrie, i though its ment to be invincible
Tira: it isn't, ships have to crash and sink, you know
Lita: remember what the king said, when its made
[tira voice impersonate king julius]
Lita: this is my finest ship, the most invincible and unsinkable ship
[tira hit lita's head]
Lita: ow, that hurts
Tira: it be worser, if the king heard this
Lita: hey, lets go in the cafe
[lita and tira enter the cafe]
Tira: okay, to find rikku
[tira looked around, but rikku is nowhere to be found]
Tira: okay, she not here, lets go
[a grumble is heard]
Tira: whats that noise
Lita: oh, thats me, i'm hungry
Tira: that can wait
Lita: let me order something
Tira: but lita.... fine, you need some fat anywhere. you're just bones
[lita sat on the counter]
Waitress: can i help you
Lita: yeah, can i have a macoronic cheese and a glass of white wine
Tira: you ain't going to get drunk, remember at midgar
Lita: oh, don't worry. never happening
Tira: yeah, hard to believe

[Keyblade_master uk]

A hour later, lita fell asleep

Tira: oh god, now she asleep. can this day get any worse
[A man came in]
????: time to order some food after a hard day of llama herding
[two tough guys came up]
Tough guy 1: are you that llama herder
????: yeah, why
Tough guy 2: thats him, get him
[tough guy 2 was about to grab him, but ???? doged it]
????: why, whats wrong. whats the poblem
Tough guy 1: the problem, the problem is my chill spot
????: you have a chill spot
Tough guy 2: yeah, olny the tough guys hang out there....
Tough guy 1: hey, we're not having a friendly conservation here, we're here to teach this punk a lesson
????: ermmm
Tough guy 1: yeah, you're llamas poo all over my hideout there
[tough guy 1 points at his chill spot, covered in llama droppings]
????: oh, i could explain
Tough guy 2: too late, you do something to our chill spot, you get the beating, errmm, whats your name
????: pacha
Tough guy 1: any last words
Pacha: help!!
[tira butt in]
Tira: hey, leave that guy alone
Tough guy 2: butt out, little lady
Tough guy 1: yeah, do what other women do
Tira: okay, you want to learn the hard way, okay
[tira punched tough guy 2]
Tough guy 2: oww, that hurts.
Tough guy 1: no-one ever does that to us and never gets away with this
[a big fight has started, the game pauses and see rikku strangling kuzco]
Kuzco: can't beathe...... and no touchy
Rikku: i can't believe you arranged a marridge
[rikku stop strangling kuzco]
Kuzco: hey, you should be happy. you're going out with the most handsome man in the world
Rikku: well, i ain't
Kuzco: and anyway, those other girls weren't my type
Rikku: now, first i get picked, then a dinner, and we got turned into stupid llamas. Thats stupid
Kuzco: shh, the big fight is going to start
Rikku: but, ohhh
[the game resumes, after a big fight, tira won]
Tough guy1: you'll pay for this
Tough guy 2: Yeah, whatever he says
[they both ran off]
Tira: are you alright
Pacha: yeah, thanks
[lita just woke up]
Lita: oh, fallen asleep. uh
[lita looked around to find that the cafe in a mess]
Lita: oh, this place is a dump. I want to complain to customer service
Waitress: yeah, whatever. heres the bill
lita: oh, is this the bill
Waitress: do you need glasses
Pacha: oh, i'll pay fo it, its the least i can do
Tira: thanks

[Wolf Nightwalker]

(come on everyone i ain't the only one writing this give Keyblade_master some Credit as well)

back at the city Kronk is carrying a sack down to the river
Kronk hums his own theme tune while avoiding people
game pause
Kuzco: what? oh i don't belive this he is huming his own theme tune
Rikku: theres nothing wrong with that
Kuzco: well at least we were asleep for this bit
Rikku: I Guess
game resumes
kronk gets to a platform above the river and throws the sack over but misses and hits a cart
Kronk: no thats it the crocodile pit for me, but wait if Yzma don't know then...
Kronk walks off in the direction of the palace

[exile9013]

Okay credit to both of you.

[Keyblade_master uk]

Thank you, exile 9013. Now, lets get to the scripts

[Meanwhile, Mortimer is walking in the town]

Mortimer: where is rikku, it is taking ages.
[ a phone started ringing]
Mortimer: oh, who could it be at this time
[mortimer answered the phone]
Mortimer: hello, this is mortimer mouse, who calling
Nano: its me, nano. Found rikku yet
Mortimer: rikku? i've been looking all over this place to find her.
Nano: well, you better quick.
Mortimer: Well, What bout Kindra town, I've heard that king julius is away for a while
Nano: ah yes, the king. We have other plans for the Asile family, you better find her.
Mortimer: yeah, off course. If my deal is still there, your deal is.
{ mortimer put the phone down]
Mortimer: oh, organasation shadow, can't understand them

[Wolf Nightwalker]

mortimer arrives at the palace
Mortimer: Yzma! where are you
Yzma walks in and sees mortimer
Yzma: Mortimer my old friend how are you
Mortimer: fine Yzma. Say have you seen a girl with red hair and green eyes
kronk over hears and comes in
yzma gulps
Yzma: nope why is she important
Mortimer: kind of, orginization Shaodw don't tell me much
Yzma: no all the girls i have seen have black hair with brown eyes
Kronk: but yzma that was the girl who you grabbed as a choice for Kuzco's bride.then when Kuzco picked her you dicecied to poison them both but actualy turned them in to larmas. then you told me to throw them in the river so that they would drown.
Yzma slaps her head and looks at Mortimer and smiles
mortimer screams at yzma
Mortimer: (yelling) typical You dinosaur you never think.
Yzam: (yelling back) what Dinosaur at least iam not a six foot talking Rat
Mortimer: (yelling) because of you i won't get disney castle now. and i am a mouse not a rat
Kronk: err
Yzma: (yelling) could of fooled me
Mortimer: at least i am not related to the fatest dinosaur ever
Kronk:err guys
Yzma + Mortimer: (yelling) WHAT!
Kronk: kuzco and that girl are still alive
Yzma: what kronk i told you to drown them
Kronk: i did i just missed the river and hit a pesants cart by mistake
Mortimer: yes! look Yzma help me find the girl and give me a way to make her human again and i will help you kill kuzco deal
Yzma: Deal, Kronk get my covered seat
Kronk: Yes Yzma
Kronk yzma and Mortimer head off in to the jungle

[Keyblade_master uk]

While, rikku and Kuzco woke up in the cart

Rikku: wow, that was some crazy dream
Kuzco: yeah, you could say that. Now, huh
[kuzco looked around]
Kuzco: uh, where are we
Rikku: don't know... Ahhhh
Kuzco: What, Ahhhhhhh
Both: you're a llama
Kuzco: what, i am a llama, no. my beutiful face
Rikku: who done this
Kuzco: don't know, but the last time i remember, we drank some wine and then a big blackout happened
Rikku: oh, its kronk, is it
Kuzco: oh, kronk. Nah, he too dum, its yzma.[yelled out] Yzma, that traitor
Rikku: oh, why me
Kuzco: Why you, what about my beutiful face!!!
Rikku: who cares
Kuzco: how dare you
[kuzco stand up]
Kuzco: i'm the most beutifulest... Emperorrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
[kuzco fall down and the cart begins to move]
Rikku: woah, stupid. Now, the carts moving
Kuzco: what we going to do
Rikku: jump out
Kuzco: jump out.... there
Rikku: otherwise you fall to your death at that cliff over there
[rikku points at the edge of the cliff]
Kuzco: jumping out, it is
[rikku and kuzco jumped out in a pile of mud]
Rikku: Ewwww, why mud. you're aliright, kuzco
Kuzco: no, your fault. i'm dirty.
Rikku: oh, well. we clean up later on
[omistars start appearing]
Kuzco: errrm, what are them
Rikku: omistars, mortimer must be here
Kuzco: right, you fight and i watch
Rikku: hey, you're fighting, you haven't got a choice
Kuzco: well, theres the peasant village. maybe we could or you could fight them to the village
Rikku: heads up....
[battle starts]

[Wolf Nightwalker]

[Battle ends]

Rikku walks over to Kuzco and hits him
Kuzco: owww No touchy
Rikku: shut up come on lets go in to that village
Kuzco: why?
Rikku: cause my friends may be there and one of them may be able to turn us back ok
Kuzco: really well lets go then
kuzco and Rikku enter the village
once there rikku sees tira and lita coming out of the cafe with pacha
Rikku: (shouts) Tira, Lita and she runs up to them
Tira: Rikku is that you?
Rikku: no it's snow white, of cause it me
Lita: what happend?
Rikku: I have been turned into a Llama so has the emperor
Tira: wait back up u were at the palace with the emperor
Rikku: yeah we drank some wine next thing we knew we were llamas i was wondering Lita can you please turn us back
Lita: i will try but it sounds like it was done with a potion
Lita Tries turning kuzco and Rikku back but nothing happens
Kuzco: well that was pointless and i will tell u why cause she can't do magic
Rikku wispers some thing to Lita
Lita (wisper) fire
kuzcos tail sets on fire
Kuzco: oww Ok so you can do the magics
Tira: so how we gonna change you back Rikku
Kuzco: what about me?
Tira: oh yeah and him as well
Pacha: no not him
All: what!
Kuzco: why not me
Pacha: cause you want to tear this village down to make yourself a summer home
Kuzco: will you help change me back if i promise not to do it
Pacha: shake on it
Pacha and kuzco shake
Rikku: right which way to the palace
Pacha: follow me
Pacha leads Rikku and co off to the palace

[Keyblade_master uk]

[While, yzma, mortimer and kronk at the bridge thinking of an idea]

Yzma: okay, now. think, think, think
Mortimer: yeah, think fast already. Dinosaur
Yzma: why, you. Haha, i got it
Mortimer: about time
[a plan out of yzma happening to rikku and co]
Yzma: okay, we lure load of badgers from the river to the bridge. yeah, badgers. And when the emperor and your rikku, the'll be saying aww to them. And when the badgers took all of the wood from the bridge, then kuzco will fall to his doom. hahahahah
Kronk: right
Mortimer: thats so stupid, you big wrinkled face dinosaur. 1st, badgers aren't cute at all, secondly, if that plan goes well. not olny you kill the emperor, you also kill rikku.
Yzma: oh, but to save the bait. Kronk will use this saw
Kronk: why me, i always have to do the handy work
Mortimer: but, what about rikku
Yzma: oh, rikku. Kronk will grab her, job done
Mortimer: right
kronk: why me
[angel kronk appear]
Angel kronk: stop, kronk. I warning you, don't do it, don't cut the bridge.
Kronk: but you know what happened if I don't do it, i get the crocodile pit
[Devil kronk appear, knock angel kronk out of the way]
Devil kronk: so, do it. better than the crocodile pit, i'll say. no sissy dress person ain't goin to change kronk's mind
Angel kronk: how many times do i have to say this, its a robe
Kronk: i think i'll take the bridge
Devil kronk: thats one to me again
[they both dissapeared]
Kronk: okay, i'll do it
Yzma: good, kronk. I always count on you.
Mortimer: [whisper to kronk] do you always have to do what she says
Kronk: [whisper to mortimer] either that or i'll get the crocodile pit
[they hide behind the bush]