08-17-2005, 01:26 PM
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Gotta joke?
I had no idea where to post this..
1: Confucius say, virginity like balloon; one prick, pop! All gone!
2: Man who fish in other man's well often cath crabs.
#3: A monkey was sitting in a tre smoking a joint. Lizard decided to join him. after awhile, lizard got thirsty. "Monkey, i am gonna get some water." Lizard then fell outta the tree. Lizard was walking when he fell into the river, and cricodile saved him and asked what happened. "Well, Monkey and I were smoking a joint, and i got thirsty."
Croc said"I gotta check this out!"
Croc aririved at the tree and monkey looked down and said,"Fuck, dude! How much water did you drink?!"
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08-17-2005, 01:35 PM
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an atom walks in to a bar and says "I've lost an electon"
and the bartender says "are you sure?"
and the atom replies "yes I'm positive"
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08-17-2005, 01:45 PM
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Nice.
1:A man walks into a bar and sits down. Bartender tells him to remove his hat. He says no. Bartender says get out. Guy takes of his hat and the bartender asks what happened. The frog opn the man's head replies, "I dunno..it started as a pimple on my ass."
2:An alien walks into a bar and pokes the drinker next to him, and says,"Buzzzz."
The guy stands up and yanks the alien's pants down. "Well shit you aint got no ballsm, so how do you.."
The alien pokes him again and smiles."Buzzzz!"
#3: Saddam isa in his under wear and he syas,"I swear I am not hiding weapons of mass destruction!"
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08-17-2005, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Son of Sephiroth
an atom walks in to a bar and says "I've lost an electon"
and the bartender says "are you sure?"
and the electron replies "yes I'm positive"
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Uh...........wrong?
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08-17-2005, 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Kain Highwind
Uh...........wrong?
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Dude, learn your physics.
An electron is negativly charged. If a atom loses it, it becomes positive..
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08-17-2005, 01:53 PM
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I KNOW MY PHYSICS.
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Originally Posted by Son of Sephiroth
an atom walks in to a bar and says "I've lost an electon"
and the bartender says "are you sure?"
and the electron replies "yes I'm positive"
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AN ELECTRON CANNOT BE POSITIVELY CHARGED. YOU FUCKED UP THE WORDING OF YOUR JOKE, SO WHILE THE THOUGHT IN YOUR HEAD WAS CORRECT, THE STATEMENT, WAS INFACT, FALSE.
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08-17-2005, 01:55 PM
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geez, no need to get so heped up. It was a typo. I changed it.
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08-17-2005, 01:56 PM
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I was calm, you kind of changed the atmousphere with "Dude, learn your Physics".
You know how I get about Physics....
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08-17-2005, 02:01 PM
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yes....all too well *shudders*
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Me and Terminal_est have some how kidnapped each other. Work that one out.
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Why do my toes hurt?
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08-17-2005, 02:05 PM
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Jokes, please?
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