*steps on to restuarant. . .kind of*
*a waiter comes*
Me:. . .ah yes, hi waiter. . .
Waiter: what would you like, sir? same as always?
Me:. . .yeah, just the usual. . .
Waiter: so a girl?
Me:. . .what? of course its gotta be a girl!!!. . .
Waiter: anything in special?
Me:. . .yeah, you know, knows how to cook, is honorable and loves to smile. . .
Waiter: nothing else?
Me:. . .no, nothing. . .well, wait. . .bring me a bottle of tequila. . .thank you. . .
. . .i wonder. . .if such an ecenario(how do you spell that?) were possible. . .would we still have a 50% divorce rate here in the US?. . .you'll think ppl wouldnt bother w/ such things if your future can be decided by a coin toss. . .but then again, who doenst like to risks?. . .
. . .any ways, thank you to all who used this dating service to come up with such lovely parings (yuna and rikku?. . .on top of being cousins. . .good lord, never would have thought it). . .in behalf of my thread, i wish you all a lovely evening w/ you new found curs- i mean, love. . .
WARNING: Me and my thread are not responsible for any damages, both physiological, material and psycological that may come to you or those around as a result of your new date. We offer NO GUARINTEES that your new relantionship will work. We do offer you, however, or deepest apologies for any wrong that may came to you or those related to you due to your new date and we also offer our most sincerely, heart-felt laugh at you for anything unlucky that may occur.
. . .We do remind you that "love" does exist (if your dumb enough to believe it exists) and that anything is possible (not true). . .just take a look at this happy, perfect couple. . .which look as though they just got married or some thing like that(remember. . .its a flip of the coin, kids. . .good luck getting heads). . .thank you for your time and money. . .
*looks at thread w/ pride*
. . .haha, i knew this would get some replies. . .
*banishes*
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