The Bible

[RAGNAROCK]

this is for those of us who truly are bored out of are skulls look at these 10 extracts from the bible and say what it teaches you if anything





The New American Standard Bible Proverbs 17: 1 - 28 -

1 Better R628 is a dry morsel and quietness with it Than a house full of feasting F223 with strife.

2 A servant who acts wisely will rule over a son who acts shamefully, And will share in the inheritance among brothers.

3 The refining R629 pot is for silver and the furnace for gold, But the R630 LORD tests hearts.

4 An evildoer R631 listens to wicked lips; A liar F224 pays attention to a destructive tongue.

5 He who mocks the poor R632 taunts his Maker; He who rejoices R633 at calamity will not go unpunished.

6 Grandchildren R634 are the crown of old men, And the glory R635 of sons is their fathers.

7 Excellent F225 R636 speech is not fitting for a fool, Much less are lying R637 lips to a prince.

8 A bribe R638 is a charm F226 in the sight of its owner; Wherever he turns, he prospers. 9 He who conceals R639 a transgression seeks love, But he who repeats a matter separates R640 intimate friends. 10 A rebuke goes deeper into one who has understanding Than a hundred blows into a fool.

1) this teaches me marawana was around in the days of jesus

2)Like hell he will seriously the only way that happens these days is because of judge judy can you imagine your folks giving a maid if you had one some of your inheritance i dont thnk so i mean she might take you to court for something and get your inheritance but actually just e given it i doubt it

3)eh what hearts sounds like a rich cannable to me

4)that cant be wrong i thought the gulliable listened to a liar and a liar told lies not listened to them

5)you think the man who made everything could russle up anything like money so whys he poor and well i feel sorry for the media they love a good calamity gets the ratings up so a lot a people are gonna get punished

6)ime really not sure what to think of this and well not sure i really should

7)so stupid people are to remain stupid and looks like someone was having a dig a royalty even back then

Take bribes they are good you prosper first thing i agree with in this bible i tell you

9)bloke who wrote this obviously slept with his best mates girlfriend didnt tell his mate so she wouldnt be stoned to death (love) and then he did it again his mate found out (splitting intimate friends)
10)this book really has it in for the thick apparently words hurt more than blows could be true but why you have to be clever to understand such hurtful words i dont know

[happycaitsith77]

Once Again...

"Puzzled"

[Kain Highwind]

Originally Posted by RAGNAROCK

stuff

You've not even understood any of it.

[happycaitsith77]

'Crickets Chirping"

[Snaggle_Tongue]

1) Better being peaceful and being poor, than being rich and surrounded by chaos
2) A servant who helps, and does it correctly, should be valued over a son who does not help, and is dishonourable
3) Everything can have errors, and for everything there is a way to judge them
4) Everyone listens to people who speak in thier language.
5) Rich people who are snobs anger god, people who love bad things jhappening are damned.
6) Grandchildren are the loves of grand-peoples lives, and sons love thier dads.
7) An idiot who can speak properly only appears more of an idiot; A prince that is a lair appears just a common peasant
8 )Someone with the money to bribe has the money to prosper
9) if someone cheats 'he only wants to be loved'
10)Someone with understanding who is told off will be better off than a fool who doesn't understand being told off a hundred times

[Kain Highwind]

Originally Posted by Snaggle_Tongue

1) Better being peaceful and being poor, than being rich and surrounded by chaos
2) A servant who helps, and does it correctly, should be valued over a son who does not help, and is dishonourable
3) Everything can have errors, and for everything there is a way to judge them
4) Everyone listens to people who speak in thier language.
5) Rich people who are snobs anger god, people who love bad things jhappening are damned.
6) Grandchildren are the loves of grand-peoples lives, and sons love thier dads.
7) An idiot who can speak properly only appears more of an idiot; A prince that is a lair appears just a common peasant
8 )Someone with the money to bribe has the money to prosper
9) if someone cheats 'he only wants to be loved'
10)Someone with understanding who is told off will be better off than a fool who doesn't understand being told off a hundred times

All you've done is rephrase the lines.

[RAGNAROCK]

well kain lets put your intellect to it your awnsers not critics and give it a go happycaitsith

[Snaggle_Tongue]

yep
but..i just tried to make it easier to understand
i'm not christian, but i've learned from the bible.
it makes sense to me the way it is

[RAGNAROCK]

well i am a cynic and if it comes from a bible i do my best to not to understand it however stupid that may be

[Snaggle_Tongue]

I like to understand the bible.
It lets me insult them, on thier own turf, and win.
Besides- You cannot be truly against something if you do not even understand the very foundations of it.