Reminicing

[Zotar]

Find really funny posts (or parts of Posts) from other forum games, copy them and then post them here like so:

From Hecklers Canyon
Jet73l: Demon Warbots! ATTAAACKKK THE CANNYYONNN!!!
Firesnake:HEY ASSHOLE UP HERE! >.> *canyon crumbles* mm to bad

From Vending Machine:
Zotar:Inserts an Eviction Notice, Blackmail letter, and a Marrage licence.
Ragnarok:gets a mans worst nightmare

Happy Memories!!!

[Firesnake]

from attack the person above you:

Squallrulz: *summons Bahamut to fly after Sos and chew his ass up*

Son of Sephiroth: *farts an explosive egg into Bahumuts mouth and blows his face apart*

[Zotar]

From the corrupt wishing well of doom.

Zotar:
I wish i were in a priveledged position so that i can put my creativity to better use to the better of man kind.

Son of Sepheroth:
granted but this priveliged position is "king of bin men" and you use your creative powers to make new binmen schedules.

I wish for hope.

Tidus2791:
granted but you get a midle aged women called hope insted


From Throw Something Random at the person below you:


Zotar:
throws a grenade. HOT POTATOE!! t-10......
Khobsessor:
passes/throws down the grenade..t-5!!!
Zotar:
passes on/down grenade ...4...3....
Khobsessor:
throws down grenade at the last second...2-1-.36
Zotar:
Drops gredade and runs away sceaming like a lunatic
throws my body out of harms way
Khobsessor:
hehe..good one..

[srgtpepperisthebest]

Zotar, i like this thread, muy bueno idea

me and sos in a fight

srgtpepperisthebest
looks up to smiling jeevus,smilies back, and pulls out pocket rocket launcher and proceeds to blow jeevus's head off*

Son of Sephiroth
"hmm said the headless Sephiroth, as his new head grow out of the stump where previous one had been. "didn't expect that" in a flash the rocket launcher was slit in half, and with another swipe Pepper's top half was cut from his body before being kicked, still screaming into the air.

[Son of Sephiroth]

I have to say guys, I'm quite pleased I've been in most of the posts so far. XD

*goes to find a good quote*

[srgtpepperisthebest]

sos, your freakin hilarious, thats why.

[Zotar]

Just to keep Sos happy:

From "Highest Bid wins"

Originally Posted by son of sephiroth

I bid...

Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

[Firesnake]

highest bid wins:


Firesnake: I'll raise with 2 times sex 3 quickies and 60 dollars and 3 cents
starlightCRUSH*: YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH A VAGINA.
Firesnake: don't think I'm still a virgin
starlightCRUSH*:Yeah, and my name is Chip Whitley. I raise. The house and the kids.
Firesnake: well chip I raise 200 dollars and a dead headcrab

[srgtpepperisthebest]

Kh1ll-
Granted but you do not have enough money to feed it.

I wish for perfection.



Son of Sephiroth-
Granted, but you become a perfect.....FOOL!

I wish I had a keyblade!

[Zotar]

This is a little Episode we call "Pepper Pizza"
From "attack a person above you":

Tidus2791

I summon shiva and shiva kicks peppers ass while me and zotar go get food

srgtpepperisthebest
to bad i'm hot as hell so shiva's effects are useless. I then grab a muffin and cram it down both your throats so you choke.

Zotar
Coughs up muffin fragments all over pepper. Then buys Tidus pizza.

Tidus2791
Hey thanks good pizza could use some peppers chops up Pepper and puts on pizza
(But first i have the choped peppers checked and there is no way i could die from eating them)

Zotar
LoL . Eats pepper with vigor, spinkles pizza with canadian bacon and olives.

srgtpepperisthebest
my minced remains watch in horror as slowly, i am separated into zotar and tidus. I cant handle the situation so i do what every man does in dire need. My soul screams out " MOMMY" and she promply comes and bludgeons tidus and zotar to death with a bakery roller, and tosses me a phoenix down.

Zotar
Oh well. at least Pepper was tasty. I recover from my recent date with your moms roller and then date your mom. TAKE THAT!!!

srgtpepperisthebest
I wont take that, i grab you by the neck and stick your head into a meat grinder ( like the one in saw 3).

Zotar
I get reincarnated. (Not Again) THen start making up spells and hiting pepper with them

srgtpepperisthebest
the spells do hit me, but only tickle, hehehehehe stop it zotar, heheheheehehehehe, it tickles, grabs a blodart gun and shots zotar in the eye, hehehehehehehehehehehe

Tidus2791
hm you dated his mom too

Gets peppers mom to hit him with rolling pin howd you like it

Zotar
hits pepper with a really long wet towel Mwahahahaaaa