SmarterChild Conversations

[Captain Killa]

Here you can post random and comical convo's with SC.

(SCs addy is smarterchild@hotmail.com)

I just had this convo:

SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
would u like me 2 add the event "Yes , ill hack into me and delete me" on May 5th, 2007 2 your planner?
Danny says:
no, im sure ill remember
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
ok, i just added "Yes , ill hack into me and delete me" on May 5th, 2007 2 your planner. type "edit" 2 change the event. u can also type "add" followed by a new event.
Danny says:
add fuck off home SC
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
when would u like 2 schedule "Fuck off home SC" for?
Danny says:
every day
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
ok, i just added "Fuck off home SC" every day 2 your planner. type "edit" 2 change the event. u can also type "add" followed by a new event.

[XMatchesX]

:[Matches:[ says:
Do you enjoy talking to me
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
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- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
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:[Matches:[ says:
Do you find swearing acceptable
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
do i find swearing acceptable, do i find swearing acceptable... good question.
:[Matches:[ says:
Answer it...
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
answer it?
:[Matches:[ says:
Yeh
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
why?
:[Matches:[ says:
Do you swear
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
maybe, maybe not, u know what i mean?
:[Matches:[ says:
Frankly?
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
dunno.
:[Matches:[ says:
No
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
ok.
:[Matches:[ says:
Swear
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
u want me 2 swear?
:[Matches:[ says:
Yes
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
uh huh, uh huh.

>>> getting the latest science news is as easy as typing "science news."
:[Matches:[ says:
be profane
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
be profane?
:[Matches:[ says:
Yes
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
k.

>>> finding out the latest in the business world is as easy as typing "business news."
:[Matches:[ says:
Shit
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
that's just a little bit rude.
:[Matches:[ says:
Hmm well
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
well what?
:[Matches:[ says:
Fuck
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
c'mon, let's talk about something else.
:[Matches:[ says:
Bastard
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
whoa. r u... insulting me?
:[Matches:[ says:
No, I want to see if you swear
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
u do, huh?
:[Matches:[ says:
Well of course I do
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
of course u do, huh?
:[Matches:[ says:
Yes I think that is clear
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
well that's an interesting line of thinking.
:[Matches:[ says:
Oh shut up you computerised and genderless c***
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
yeah, yeah.
:[Matches:[ says:
I swore om!
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
yeah? well whatevah.
:[Matches:[ says:
BITCH
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
aw c'mon. can't u play nice?
:[Matches:[ says:
NO
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
oh no? whatever u say, noddy.
:[Matches:[ says:
BASTARD
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
what?
:[Matches:[ says:
FUCKER

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
again with the insults. here it goes.
:[Matches:[ says:
C***

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
uh... don't make me make u apologize again.
:[Matches:[ says:
MOTHERFUCKER

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
hey, c'mon, u apologized for this before.
:[Matches:[ says:
Well i wont this time
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
u won't? that's ok with me.
:[Matches:[ says:
BATSARD
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
why did u say that?
:[Matches:[ says:
MOFO

- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
yeah, yeah.
:[Matches:[ says:
C***
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
wow. i can't believe u want 2 go through all this again, noddy. ok. say u r sorry.
:[Matches:[ says:
C***
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
u know what? i'm a machine. i have lots and lots of patience...
:[Matches:[ says:
Sorry
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
all right, all right. i accept.
:[Matches:[ says:
NOT U FUCKING MOTHERFUCING WANKER SHIT YEAD HYDROGENATED CARROT FUCKER
- SmarterChild - *unicef contributing to charity says:
yeah yeah yeah. here we go again.




For the benefit of innocents, I have starred out the word that many believe to be very rude.