Who will win? YOU decide! - Final Fantasy Net

VITG · #1 10-02-2006, 09:55 PM

Basically this is where people propose imaginary battles between anything and anyone, and others discuss who they think would win and why.

Examples would be Terminator versus Irvine, Sora versus Peter Griffin, Samuel L Jackson versus John Travolta. Basically be as silly as you want.

First one is half serious however, an argument between myself and snags.

Who would win in a fight? Cloud, awesome man of manliness, or Xena, silly little woman who is womanly and weak etc.

Place your bets..

Snaggle_Tongue · #2 10-02-2006, 10:01 PM

Xena is HALF GOD. She is the Warrior Princess and know as the Slayer of Gods.
Cloud is an emo with a big sword.
I know who I vote for.

VITG · #3 10-02-2006, 10:07 PM

She was just a regular warrior who had the power to HURT gods. There are many other warriors on earth who couldve defeated the Gods if they had the power to harm them.

Snaggle_Tongue · #4 10-03-2006, 02:20 PM

Actually, Xena was the daughter of a god, who pretended to be her mother's husband while he was away at war.

HantsHammer · #5 10-03-2006, 03:21 PM

Xena was a raging lesbian and thus blessed with near infinite power. The only thing Cloud could probably match her with was in controlling a motorbike; even though Xena has never riden one the ability is hardwritten into her DNA.

Cloud was a bit of a wet blanket and never really seemed to fight with much emotion. Xena has faced a lot more screwed up stuff and emerged triumphant so she gets my bet

VITG · #6 10-03-2006, 06:21 PM

Gee, what a shocking surprise.

Spine + Gareth = This combination isn't compatible! Try again.

But seriously, I think that irregardless of his emotional state, Cloud's a hell of a fighter. Y'all can think Xena would beat him if you want, you're entitled to, but you're wrong

Snaggle_Tongue · #7 10-03-2006, 08:15 PM

Jay, you are still on VERY thin ice on this forum.

RAGNAROCK · #8 10-03-2006, 08:26 PM

gotta say ime with vitg on this one
hants you know it too dont let the raging hormones get the better of you

VITG · #9 10-03-2006, 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Snaggle_Tongue

Jay, you are still on VERY thin ice on this forum.

Oh noes, a threat? *shiver*

If you'd bothered reading my post you'd have noticed that I began my next sentence with 'but seriously', meaning that I was KIDDING.

Also, he can take care of himself. He's a big boy who can take it aswell as dish it I'd assume, it's just banter.

Besides, this is supposed to be a fun topic, lighten up.

Anyway, as this 'heated' fight is at a tie, I feel at liberty to end it a draw.

Next, it has to be Will Turner of Pirates of the Caribbean fame against a ham sandwhich. Will's got pirate blood and is a dab hand with a sword, but ham sandwhiches are quite tasty. I think the sandwhich might just edge this. It wins in the personality contest hands down..

end game · #10 10-03-2006, 11:52 PM

here i will breck the tie and vote for xena, mostly cus in a fight xena would kill him before he even knew he was in a fight
ex
C-" life suck"
X- "lets fight"
C- "What ?"
X- "lallalalalalal"
C (falls dead)

so as for the will vs the handswhiches, i vote for handswhiches cus i don't like will.