ok, i read just about enough wii jokes already...
"hey, can i play with your wii?" , "wii are family" , "the french are going to have so many puns..." , "i bet nintendo is going to wiigret this" , "wiitarded" , "WEEEEEEEEE", "your mother likes your wii?", "i have to wii" , "who is this 'we'?" , etc.
conclusion:
