(I'm guessing that would be me then

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*The beast has a shape of a giant bald bear, but it's skin is a mass of blisters and sores. Pus oozes from dozens of cracks and holes in its jellyish flesh. Its mouth is a ragged red slit, its eyes two black red rimmed thimbles in a putrid, mockery of a face. The touch of the hooded cloak must be agony on its flesh so pustulent and tender. The creature motions with a flick of its paw to the other hooded figures behind, each in turn reveal black oozing flesh in the shapes of many organisms imaginable: Swans, Foxes, plants, sea creatures, a few poorly resembling humans. Though each a different color of ooze seeping from their jellyish exterior. The Bear continues to glare at Shanks with a wicked, twisted smirk, while his companions watch with brutally instinctive eyes at the crew facing them.*
Lotti:..Hell's own breed..ST Peter's children themselves, sworn to torture the damned for all eternity...the guardians of the Wrath..*her eyes shined with awe and excitement, smiling with contempt at the fantastic array of hellish creatures before them*
Spits: What do yer want with the Cap'n? *gripping his shot-gun tightly, awaiting an answer*
Lotti: Guardians..only in tales have i ever heard of such amazing creatures, born with the power to destroy a being's soul..ironically chained to their occupations, to look after the corrupt...But how did you escape? *looking confused*
Bear: *turns to face the small witch upon Spit's shoulder*...you are correct little one..we are not of this world....a world of much wonderful enitity and pain..we relish the torments and tradgeys of you mere mortals...coming ever so often to retreive the more..restless customers..but alas...we have grown tired..and have come to seek a new sport...as for your Captain..*His voice slow and miserable, smiling contemptly at the small witch, before turning back to face Shanks* I Remesis..made a deal with red haired Shanks 10 years ago to this day..after trading his family for a mere prolongment of his life...resulting in our banishment from this dimention...we have however come to collect the second half of our agreement...so if you'd be so kind..*smirking as his companions uncovered a mass of concealed weapons and took a step closer towards the crew*