Abe Vigoda is ALIVE

[Snaggle_Tongue]

Wantsss it
Wantssssssss the preciousssss

[VITG]

Originally Posted by Snaggle_Tongue

Wantsss it
Wantssssssss the preciousssss

If you wantsss, you may be in.

[Son of Sephiroth]

Join ussss.....

[DragoonKain]

I'm sorry to bust you all's bubble... but in the spirit of the great Abe himself, shouldn't this group have more... women? I mean... it's great that so many of you are so willing to profess their love for the big V, but... Abe wouldn't want so many penises walking around in his fan club. Abe would want panties. Abe would want bras. Abe's fan club should have a female to male ratio of roughly 30:2. That's 15 females for every male, for you non math types. Or 40,110 girls for every 2,674 guys for you leet types. So get to it. We need to take this campaign to a new level. For the sake of world domination. Think about it, if we had 40,110 girls in here who were Abe Vigoda fanatics, we could procreate with them and instantly have 40,110 MORE Abe Vigoda fanatics. In 10 years, we would have millions.

Yes my friends, a new era is upon us. I'm going to call it: The Abe Era.

[Terminal Est]

Abe Vigoda may have all my panties.

Allow me then, to be the first Abe Vigoda Family Female Pioneer with the role of future Abe Vigoda Fanatic Incubator.

..erm...

[VITG]

Originally Posted by DragoonKain

I'm sorry to bust you all's bubble... but in the spirit of the great Abe himself, shouldn't this group have more... women? I mean... it's great that so many of you are so willing to profess their love for the big V, but... Abe wouldn't want so many penises walking around in his fan club. Abe would want panties. Abe would want bras. Abe's fan club should have a female to male ratio of roughly 30:2. That's 15 females for every male, for you non math types. Or 40,110 girls for every 2,674 guys for you leet types. So get to it. We need to take this campaign to a new level. For the sake of world domination. Think about it, if we had 40,110 girls in here who were Abe Vigoda fanatics, we could procreate with them and instantly have 40,110 MORE Abe Vigoda fanatics. In 10 years, we would have millions.

Yes my friends, a new era is upon us. I'm going to call it: The Abe Era.

At the moment, granting Snaggle tongue and yourself were to...assimilate yourselves, our male to female ratio would be 2:1. Which is awful, but is how Abe wants it. He would rather keep the seed pure and have few women, than taint the seed with those unworthy to have many women.

[Son of Sephiroth]

Originally Posted by VITG

At the moment, granting Snaggle tongue and yourself were to...assimilate yourselves, our male to female ratio would be 2:1. Which is awful, but is how Abe wants it. He would rather keep the seed pure and have few women, than taint the seed with those unworthy to have many women.

Also, there r no gurlz on teh internetz

[Snaggle_Tongue]

Originally Posted by Son of Sephiroth

Also, there r no gurlz on teh internetz

Unless they're me.

I'd procreate with kain.
We'd have some awesome kids.
THEIR SARCASM WOULD KNOW NO BOUNDS!
Oh, yes.

[Son of Sephiroth]

but you'd never tell if they were telling the truth!!!

[Terminal Est]

But you need not the truth with sarcasm.

Only the art which constructs it, and the feeling of being devastated which leaves those afflicted by it to feel.