The Owl's Nest-The Nocturnal Imperative

[Zotar]

Originally Posted by Terminal Est

I can put my foot in my mouth as well. At least, I can manage the big toe almost all the way in if I stretch it far enough.

Er.

Thank you for the advice and kind words everyone. And ML, please do not be sad about it. If we do not mend our friendship, I am sure I will mend myself eventually. Still, first my boyfriend leaves, and now this. Or am I that scary? XD

Yer quite welcom.

HEHE... sorry for grosing you out miss Lockhaert, I gues that was a little vivid.

[Miss Lockheart]

Whehehehehe no prob, we all need grossing out sometime ^^

And Termie, I hope things start to look up soon. And whether you are scary or not, you always have us guys

[Terminal Est]

Aaaaw! *Hugs everyone, corny like.*

[Firesnake]

good luck termie

for people who need to win someone's heart:

http://www.wegame.com/watch/Lovely_You_re_Lovely/

Lovely, you’re lovely

My darling can’t you see

All that really matters is

You’re lovely to me.

I’ll take you to the forests

To see the mighty trees

The native hippy tree-huggers

Might greet you with a tease

They may point at your stout snout

Saying in your face there is the gout

But listen dear, my love for you

I’ll never give you cause to doubt

For

Lovely, you’re lovely

My darling can’t you see

All that really matters is

You’re lovely to me.

I’ll take you to the mountain tops

to dance atop the ice

the native mountain dwellers

may say things that aren’t nice

they may call you plump and wide

and say your movements shift the tide

and add another moment to

the years of tears that you’ve cried

But

Lovely, you’re lovely

My darling can’t you see

All that really matters is

You’re lovely to me.

[Revenant]

Firesnake, you're crazy ( but a true friend newertheless )
^_^

[Miss Lockheart]

I lol'd ^^

[Firesnake]

And now, if there be any here who can show just cause why these two… people… should not lawfully be joined together, speak now or forever hold your peace.

....

Anyone?

Really? No one? This is your big moment! Thunk, any objections? No? Sure? Ok then.

*deep breath*

Ah, thought I saw a hand in the back there… no? Just stretching? Sure? Last chance! All right.

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Why dost they even put-eth this part in the ceremony? They should take it out.

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Well, it’s supposed to heighten drama… but don’t worry, people usually wait until the end to object. You know, when the preacher says “I now pronounce you husband and wife”, but then someone objects right before he says “wife”.
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Ah yes, that dost be how it usually goes. So very predictable.

[Zotar]

LOL...

Joke time...

I want a shirt that says, "I was going to write something funny here, I just forgot."

[Miss Lockheart]

Lol again ^^

This isn't a joke, but I'm trying to see the funny side of it-

The other day I was looking through my cupboard for something, when I found a bag of souvenirs from China. Looking through it I found my black passport cover, thinking "hey I don't remember taking my passport out of that". You see I thought my passport was in my handbag (yeah I keep it in case I get asked for ID ^^) so I opened up the cover- and my passport was in it!!!! So I had to wonder, if my passport was here all the time, then who's passport is in my handbag......?

So I went to look at it, and found that it's not my passport at all- it belongs to a complete stranger, and a guy at that!!! So you can imagine I'm freaking out, what if I had beed ID'd? Would they think I'm trying to commit fraud?!?!? That passport had been in my handbag since before Christmas

Okies, that's my story for the week.

[Zotar]

wow. That could have gone badly. Did you ever get the Passport back to its owner?